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AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:15

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:32

Because I like all of them, especially men in white coats.

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JackBauersBag · 24/08/2016 18:33
Hmm
wombattoo · 24/08/2016 18:34

Sorry for killing your thread, but I am a ninja. It's what I do usually unintentionally Wink

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 24/08/2016 18:35

That'll be me then....

For the uninitiated, this a second thread for nonsense and smut (we already filled up one thread). Mostly smut.

Glitterpegs · 24/08/2016 18:35

Is this our new home?

Looks round expectantly

wombattoo · 24/08/2016 18:36

And I have recently discovered I have a bit of a thing for men in white coats *DrSeth

HerRoyalFattyness · 24/08/2016 18:36

I found you. Grin I've been gone today at physio and shopping. I need my bed.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:36

wombattoo. You truly are a ninja. That was awesome.

DrSeth welcome.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:37

royal. Have a lie down (innuendo intended)

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wombattoo · 24/08/2016 18:38

Hi Fatty Hope the physio went ok. Maybe the Dr could help.
did you notice I killed the last thread

Irelephant · 24/08/2016 18:38

Sounds promising (sits down)

HerRoyalFattyness · 24/08/2016 18:39

I noticed. You're a very good ninja wombat Grin
Come on then seth you reckon your Dr skills can sort me out?

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:39

Glitter. I'm even pleased to see you (ish). And I finally have DS's dinner cooking (so much for smut)

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PortiaCastis · 24/08/2016 18:39

I knew I.just knew

Funko · 24/08/2016 18:40

I love smut and filth! How have I missed previous threads?

men in white coats remind me of east 17... Just no

ForalltheSaints · 24/08/2016 18:40

Surely for smut MNers go to Center Parcs, with a penis beaker of course!

YellowBucket · 24/08/2016 18:40

It sounds like Green Wing.

I miss Green Wing

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 24/08/2016 18:41

Worry not, Royal, the Dr will see to you now....

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 24/08/2016 18:42

Forall CenterParcs only on Fridays and only for bumsex. Apparently.

HerRoyalFattyness · 24/08/2016 18:42

Thank you very much seth Grin

HerRoyalFattyness · 24/08/2016 18:44

I'm in bed. I'm going to have a nap Grin night all.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:44

funko the previous thread was AIBU to suggest AnyFucker and DrSethHazlittMD Get A Room - there was some mild flirtation going on....

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 24/08/2016 18:46

portia Grin. We need at least one pic of Aidie to get things started. The filthiest you can find.

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PortiaCastis · 24/08/2016 18:52

My private pics are just that.
But you can have an ordinary one

wombattoo · 24/08/2016 19:38

I apologise for my ignorance, but who is he? Is he Poldark?

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