AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

well you know what you have to do Seth

How long a home visit do you need this time?

I haven't had one yet!!

I wasn't unsatisfied last time though

Hope Jess isn't reading this

Well I ensure arrangements are made following the home visit for further consultations and a repeat prescription of your treatment.

Is tonight at 10pm ok?

Might need to be 10.30pm. I have other rounds to do first....

Ahem........(clears throat noisily)

Please do not refer to me as 'other rounds', DrSeth.

How's that eye coming along, Glitter?

Jess You still have that cough, I see. Dry, tickly throat? I have something that can moisten that for you.

My eye is not too good after you poked it with the olive branch Jess but that's ok because Seth is coming round to take a closer look

10.30pm is fine - you have my contact details Seth

Double-posting smacks of desperation, Glitter

It also sounds a lot like what I suspect DrSeth is up to....

Jealous eh Jess?

Of you, pegleg? Never.

(That whole 'sisters before misters' thing didn't last terribly long, did it?)

I'm not a Mister. I'm a Doctor.

That whole 'sisters before misters' thing didn't last terribly long, did it?

Pah, I will take what I can get

Apologies, Doctor - you'll have to give me a 'corrective procedure'.

I have to go out now and leave you and Glitter alone. And I'm not entirely comfortable about it....

I would bet the dr title is faux. Lollol

You thought the last thread of this ilk was sad, Delicate. I'd have thought you have enough to be getting on with "in real life" to cast nasturtiums on my credentials. Jess and Glitter can verify to my impressive bedside manner.

Can you diagnose over t'internet Seth
Am I upduffed????

Still going then....
Afternoon all!

A proper doctor wouldn't waste time. S/he would not have the time to waste...

A medical doctor, that is. So many others have the title these days, it's become meaningless.

Oh don't forget the armchair psychiatrists