AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

I used to get hay fever when i was younger. When i was 16 i worked in a bloody garden centre of all places I could NOT go near the lavender.

Know what you mean about being vice free. But come Christmas Day i am all about the yule log.

If only that was a euphemism

And the bigger the better.

Smut free weekend.

Not in my world.

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I was referring more to this thread. It was devoid of filth Saturday and Sunday.

Am very hot and sweaty right now, if that makes you happy, DrSeth.

Also desperate for a doctor....

Not unless I caused you to be hot and sweaty in the first place

I need you to mop my fevered brow (I don't have Sharpie eyebrows, so you don't have to worry about wiping them off).

While you quite frequently make me feel hot, my present situation was apparently caused by coming into contact with the very dangerous Other People's Children.

Jess have you stopped puking up now?
Vomit is gross

There is an advert on TV - I think it's for washing powder or something - which ends with the words "Keep away from Children"

I think this is very good advice and I try to follow it almost at all times.

portia. Don't say that word! Am still ill. The DD kept kissing me, which I thought was cute, if a little slobbery, at the time.

She was contaminating me....

Jess what a little shit

portia. Affectionate little fucker.

Jess yes I'm sure

Guess the thread has served its purpose as it's been quiet for three days. Bye thread.

Never. There will always be courgettes and other similarly shaped vegetables.

Bye everyone. Was nice knowing you

Aww. Wombatt It might have worked better if there were a few adults around...

Do you prefer it when women initiate Seth?

Helena Not prefer it. Just nice if they do sometimes

Not all men like it, though.

Some prefer to make the first move.

I like men who like it both ways

Bisexuals?