AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Sigh, I had such a crush on this man in a white coat.

I liked the dark, curly haired bloke in that.

I saw it, portia

I have a friend who has been single for 24 years She much prefers it.

Im married but sometimes feel single. Which is a weird thing to say

Weirdo

I'm not fussed about men in white coats.

Will admit to a long term admiration for a man in a F1 uniform though.

But nothing quite sets my heart in flame like a man in chainmail in a period drama.

I appreciate this may be a niche taste.

Oit, MLGs, are you deserting your former tavern home for a new palace of smut?

Chris Larkin is a bit more "lived in" In fact he looks very similar to ex OM.

www.imdb.com/name/nm0488271/

portia. You fought the good fight, keep up the good work!

Helena. My last ex was probably the best looking, to the point where I felt I didn't measure up. But he had a whole ton of issues. My other boyfriends would probably not be considered as handsome (a couple were paranoid they missed the mark altogether) but they were smarter, kinder and more together. And the sex was better. I guess I was just flattered by his attention.

Many thanks AF
My ex I hope has been murdered but as he has not seen his own child in over 5 years if he ain't dead yet id quite cheerfully remedy that situation

Hello!!!!!!!!

White coats. Forget white coast. Let's talk about white jeans. Does anyone wear them for more than half an hour?

And red jeans. They used to be popular. Haven't seen a man in red jeans for ages, and a man in a white coat and red jeans is almost unheard of.

very. I dunno, I can see the attraction. But I imagine it takes a while to take it off....

VeryB
You're welcome.

vanilla. I used to have a pair of red jeans. Just. No.

Helena the 'together but feeling single' feeling is very familiar...

Jess i think that some men who know they are conventionally good looking think that because of that they dont need to do much or make much effort to get women off.

I like character a sense of humor intelligence and compassion. All these come first in a man for me.

KatieScarlett, may you bathe in asses milk.

I have just spontaneously combusted with lust.

katie. I don't know.....

Depends how desperate I get...

The only Red Jeans i own is my perfume.

helena. Agreed. I went out with a guy in my early thirties and my friends were, quite frankly, fucking awful about him. But he used to have me in stitches, and was really kind. I ended up leaving him due to peer pressure, and I still feel guilty to this day.

OM did start out kind and funny then as things progressed started to show signs of potential financial abuse.

It was him who wanted me to come off the Depo even though he knew i was/am childfree by choice.

Dont feel guilty Jess.

helena. That's a whole other story. By 36, I knew I didn't want kids. I was absolutely, 100% sure. When I fell pregnant, my ex did a big, pleading 'I want this baby so much' thing that I felt out of options. Now I am a single parent, and while I adore DS, I'm not an earth mother type. I can't help imagining what the alternatives might have been. But then again, if I hadn't had him, I might never have got sober.

Just nipping in to congratulate you on and inspired thread title - smutty and dignified, hinting at the lascivious while protecting the identity of the not so innocent: brava!

Wrt white coats: they have gone the way of the dodo bird [sadface] - because they are too grubby, of course!
Sadly, the demise of the white coat has not meant the downfall of The Great White TrustMeIKnowEverything HCP.

Off to bed, I am - in every sense of the word.
You guys enjoy

Aw, Jess, from another non-maternal mother: embrace the life you've got (and the wee guy in it). I sometimes ponder the unponderables, but try not to do it for too long….