AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

SNAP I wasnt allowed posters up either.

I had a framed picture of Holly Hobby on my wall until I left home at nineteen!

I had the girl crying up against the wall with a doll on the floor at her feet and a long haired collie dog standing behind her......its actually on the bedroom wall in this flat now.

It was a very popular print back in the 80s.

I remember that one; my friend had it. So....appropriate. Or not.

helena. I think we need to collaborate on the thirteenth thread. Am not terribly happy about my portrayal on the last one...

I was really into music in the 80s. So much better than now. I had posters of Janet Jackson on my wall

What are your 'musical' tastes now, DrSeth?

Haven't listened to Radio 1 in 20 years. I like all styles of music to be honest except heavy metal and garage. Used to be really into rap when I was 9 just before it started being a big thing.

except heavy metal and garage

Interesting. Fancy accompanying me to an underground rave this weekend, DrSeth?

And when you say 'rap when I was nine', do you mean Flavor Flav? I loved his big clock.

No, Doug E Fresh

Not really sure an underground rave is my thing. Although if the caves are scenic, perhaps

They're very scenic, DrSeth - if you give me your hand, I'll offer you a guided tour.

You want to guide my hand to explore hidden places?

Yes, but be prepared that you may have to squeeze into some very tight spaces.

Is it likely to be very wet?

Very. You might need protective 'garments'. Lots of fun, though...

Sounds much more interesting now. How long does this session last?

It doesn't have to be a one-off. You can come again as often as you like.

Depends how good it is to begin with and how long for?

Doesnt matter if its wet. I have a very good grip.

Sorry all, I needed to go and lie down after that decidedly filthy turn of phrase from Jess and Helena

You know Dr Seth. You need to start playing as hard as you work.

It's finding the time. The energy isn't a problem, plenty of stamina there

I like a man with stamina. Mine is quite high too As is my ...................drive.

Four-wheel?

Gravel?

Sex drive. High as a kite.