AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Oh, competition now is it?

Jess thank you for loving me

portia. You know you're my numero uno girl crush....

Although Helena is pretty hot too..

The Hot Women Club.

I'll! Be there for yooooouuuuu did you see my link from West briton on tother thread

It's official this is the friendliest thread on mumsnet....why hasn't it been crashed by pearl clutchers?

Nice pun, Gow - high five!

It must be you lot inspiring me

We get the occasional pearl necklace on here, Gow....

Poor Seth must be exhausted!

I don't know how he does it, Gow. The man is a true professional...

The man is struggling and is absolutely shattered and wishes it was from shagging.

Early night for you tonight then....

Did someone mention shagging

wanders in for a look round to see what all the fuss is about.

Doctor Doctor by Thompson Twins.

helena. He's very handsome, but imagine leaning in for a kiss and then getting your fingers caught up in that nasty little pigtail...

I'm more of a Dr Pressure girl myself, but then allegedly I have very poor taste in music.

I LOVED Stephen Tin Tin Duffy I played Kiss Me 12" on a constant loop when i was 12.

Eleven years ago i bought a triple CD box set 12" of the 80s and that was on there.

When i was 12 i listened to it on the very first Now Dance album.

Stephen Tin Tin Duffy. KISS ME.

I had Dr Pressure as my ringtone

We're going to have to agree to disagree on that one. My parents didn't let me listen to the charts, anyway. My first cassette tape, bought with my own money, was EMF. I thought they were super-cool. Now they look like an unfortunate prelude to East 17.

Agree EMF + East 17. Very formulaic. Only so called boy band i ever liked was A-ha.

I thought EMF were proper bad boys hence the attraction. Also liked Aha, but especially Midge Ure - another teen crush my parents put the kaboosh on. All I can say is that their well-meaning attempts to thwart my developing sexuality have not ended well.

Ha. Know the feeling. Strict Italian mother. I swooned when Midge released If I Was and Call of the Wild.

I wasn't even allowed posters up! I remember my friend gave me a copy of Jackie magazine, and my mum whipped it out of my school bag as though it was porn. I think she even used the word 'filth' while holding it between forefinger and thumb over the bin.