AIBU to start a thread about smut, filth, innuendo and men in white coats?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because I am smutty, filthy and like men in white coats.

Bet yours is high,.............and pointing upwards. Like i said i have an excellent grip.

And i could suck Lake Como dry.

This was supposed to be a thread for smut and innuendo. Helena has crossed the line and jumped right into soft porn.

I love it!

PM your address and when your DH is next going out.

MN pearl clutches will be having kittens now

Gosh, it's a bit hot in here tonight - may just have to open the window...

I also have a very flexible tongue. Which is very good at licking and flicking the most sensitive part around the tip and you can feel my tongue gently probing around and under your foreskin.

Bloody hell, woman!!!!

Innuendo, Helena, innuendo!

I dont believe in nil by mouth.

Where have you been all my life????!

Well Dr .............where have you been. Apart from honing that fine bedside manner and the technique that goes with it.

I'm even better in bed than I am by the side of it

I dont doubt that for one minute Dr Seth. I bet you are VERY good with your hands.

Even better with my tongue. And takes a very long time before it gets tired

Oooohhhhhhhhhhhh God.

So good, I've made you orgasm over the internet

it was the thought of it Reminds me of what ive been missing

Five years without here, so I totally understand

What the......

I think this is the moment for some serious flouncing!

DrSeth! Helena! How could you!

(very easily, it seems)

three isnt always a crowd.

Fucking hell.....you lot are going to be the end of mumsnet, if the baby hadn't broken my pearls I would be clutching them!

red berries apparently can make a certain part of the body taste more flavoursome.

Which would make doing the above even nicer than it already is!

Ooh.
DrSeth - Janet Jackson you say? elbows Helena out of the way I'm your girl

Now, now, no need to fight, plenty of DrSeth to go round if you'll take your turn.

Wombat Do you resemble Ms Jackson?

It has been said in my younger days

Well hello Wombat