To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

Cat poo- The subject of a now famous zombie thread, indeed.

Ellaroos river - a classic.

Ill raise you the feeling on the skin that Chariots of Fire produces.

Ok, nobody respond today!!! Or do respond - and help me achieve my goal of being the fastest poster to get to 1000.

'Complete sexist advice relating to how all men are wankers'

I can help you. I always make threads die.

Not fair! I already said I wanted to kill the thread.

Have you cancelled the cheque?

I'd duck Anthony Head.

Fuck also.

By tradition this is the post that will kill the thread.

You're welcome!

QUEEN I clicked on the bold this thinking that it was a link to something else....... and........ nothing happened! Why ever not?

Did you forget to type in the ??

No- just for emphasis!

Sorry- didn't kill off your thread, I'm normally very good at it. Still- this new random post will help get to 1000....

I'm on board, Vanilla! I'm always one to support a worthy cause. Only 936 messages to go!

935!

934!

933!

This is my kind of thread.

Fuck you all, you atrocious cunts. I'd been in a winning streak and now I've lost the game.

My cunt is far from atrocious.

Yesterday after dinner I was feeling annoyed with DH and put all of the spoons in the bin. The children had cake for breakfast "to celebrate the beginning of the holidays" and not because of the missing spoons.

There should be a warning in the thread title 😡 I innocently click on it, then lose the game - haven't lost the game for years!!

I've never met Anthony Head, but my gran once met Enid Blyton in Betty's...

Rrrrossss1ges please please please, I dare you to say, "We live in The Matrix. There are no spoons."

York or Harrogate Soviet?

Or Ilkley or Harlow Carr?