To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

Have I missed some Anthony Head drama?

Whoaaaaa... burn the bed!!

I can see a spider on my ceiling.

Is your mother in law a bitch for dissing your choice of tea towels or some other stupid turd like that?

NO. You still lost The Game.

Scary otters was the last good excuse I got. I blame Zootopia.

2nds..... she voted LEAVE so I am going to have to burn the witch / buy her a Mercedes (delete as per your POV).

God, I've just watched the Urostemol advert and it's like playing Pokemon Go To The Loo....

You never see men featuring in a diarrhoea advert do you?

Bringing

a parking thread got completely derailed by people swapping stories about meeting Anthony Head

I've lost The Game too.

And I have no idea whether Anthony Head's pillow is itchy.

Oooh, was Anthony on a parking thread? He also made a brief appearance on a another bit of trollery that got zapped. MNHQ has been a busy place this evening.
Didn't there used to be a Boring Thread - what happened to that, I haven't seen it recently?

Let me kill the thread. No-one else post.

Sorry casual but I can't be bothered to google. Who's Anthony head???!

I will come back and kill it later ...

I think you've achieved it, Vanilla.

Nobody has responded yet, including me.

The man from Buffy?

Didn't want to read and run...Aaaarrrgghh

Can everybody please stop saying The Game!

Every time there's a 'Have you ever met a celeb?' thread there's always flocks of posters saying they've met Anthony Head. Does he just spend his time stalking mumsnetters and their family/friends?

You're still a long way from a thousand posts, OP! Still, this is one more for you...!

And here's another...!

ideal for insomniacs! And what is The Game (apart from the obvious!) and who is Anthony Head?

Anthony Head! He can be my Watcher.

Oops...

Only if I can shag Angel. Not David Boreanaz but Angel.

Anthony head no. Just think dick head.

Cat poo now that's anothe matter.