To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

I shall. I will just practise signing MrsArmitage, over and over!

Yes - get prepared.

My tablet is telling me that we're on Page 20 of 20! (Who'd have thought it a week ago?!)

I think we've all shown True Grit.

I have to go out with the fam. Worried I'm going to miss the final few posts! What will happen with Aidan? Will Toadgirl change her name?

I shall MrsTP tbo twas my fault as I forgot to use my preventer as I was otherwise engaged, consequently had an attack of the vapours. He scooped me up Demelzastyle and wanted to take me to the OOHs but then gave me my reliever instead.

I know! Down to the last 50 posts Ladies, it has been an honour to Mumsnet amongst you.

One last chorus before the Thread goes down?

sings

John Stuart Mill of his own free will, after half a pint of whisky was particularly ill
Hegel, they say, could put it away (can't remember the next bit)
Renee Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink therefore I am"
But Socrates himself will be particularly missed. A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

It is all getting very fraught, Mrs TP!

But don't worry - there's 42 posts left!

Ooooo you can have fun swears with philosophers... Fukiyama you Foucault Kant. Has to be said all Saaf Laandon or it doesn't work.

A pleasure spending time with you ladies!

That's the spirit, Vanilla - we'll go out drinking singing!

wonderful last posts here - talk about grace under pressure

We are going out to a gig in a town beginning with P in Cornwall. It's the Fishermans Friends ( no not the lozenges). If thread finishes before AT and myself return would someone please start a new one and PM me the title
Thankyou from Mrs Turner

We'll go out with a Bang, not a Whimper! (No, Portia - not that kind...)

Oh what a shame😂

Oh kindly post your Gran anecdotes on my Gran thread if you wouldn't mind.
It's in Chat

Oooh, I know where you're going!!

And did those thumbs
In Mumsnet pages
Type a load of crap and drivel?
And did the toad
And MrsTP
And Portia and Vanilla and Shagged and lots of other nice people
Get to a thousand posts on Mumsnets white and blue pleasant land pages.?

Don't forget Saul!

That's Better, Mrs TP! see what I did there?

That's the kind of rousing chorus I was hoping for!

Where is shagged? Where's our old mucker?

Byeeeeeeee we are off now
Oh many places in Cornwall begin with P?

Oh good, is this a game? Penzance? Penryn? Perranporth?

Delurking just for the end - thanks for the Fred

Never too late to join in, jet!

Hugs all around!