To start a thread that nobody responds to.

[VanillaSugar]

Boring thread alert.

Oh dear that's a crappy observation I posted

Thought I'd pop back in and see how you gals are doing this morning. It's morning here.

Let's see, what can everyone see if they look directly to their left? I see a pin.

Oooh MrsTP that's a good game. I see 2 pairs of slippers and a suitcase that I'd chucked down the stairs.

I see a teenager

I see a carpet in desperate need of hoovering.

I see my whirligig washing line thingy

I see houses.

I see a bookcase with lots of books and the bar of chocolate I've been looking for for a couple of days, thank you .

I see some Regina Blitz.

Accept no substitutes - you only get a blitz with Regina.

Oh, kitchen roll. I'll stick to my chocolate.

Sorry pax

That's about as exciting as my life gets; kitchen roll that sounds a bit risqué.

I prefer my Regina to Juan Shit, though.

I prefer Regina to Mibum.

Currently a big clock but I'd rather it was chocolate. You owe me some pax!

Barry Scott terrifies me.

I do indeed, MrsTerryPratchett. Who knows when I would have found it. Kids would have found it before me no doubt.

I rather fancy Barry Scott. Any man who does the cleaning and BANG and the dirt is gone is welcome in my house.

Oh but he has the teeth of a cannibal.

Vanilla - I have never seen Mibum, is it nice?

You want bang Barry Scott

Vanilla is every shade of wrong

Talc It's on a par with Nice, the Isles of Greece and sipping champagne on a yacht. I've been to Paradise but I've never been to Me (Bum).

Have I got to a thousand posts yet?

Only another 875 to go! Nihil desperandum!!

Well that's this year's hols sorted then.

Two weeks all-inclusive in Mibum. I shall upgrade to a Superior Suite, because then you get a bed and windows etc..