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Teenage girls and those stupid fucking photos give me the rage

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witchofzog · 28/06/2016 23:24

I have stepdaughters and as a result have them and a few of their friends (who added me) on fb. They are constantly taking selfies of themselves either on their own or in groups with their hands over their faces so all you can see is one eye or a bit of skin. Either that it it's photos taken in the mirror with a flash so all you can see is their shoes or a shoulder. And there are hundreds of them.

It gives me a totally irrational rage. What is the fucking point? There are going to be a whole generation of girls who will have next to no photos of themselves at this age. I really don't get it. Beautiful girls who won't show their faces. Just why?

I think I need to hide most of these posts on FB before I give myself a hernia Confused HmmAngry

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someonescj · 28/06/2016 23:28

YANBU I have a teenage dsis and cousin, they both do this and get about 100 comments telling them that they're 'goals' 'gorgeous bae' with fire emojis Hmm

KingJoffreyLikesJaffaCakes · 28/06/2016 23:31

Covering their face means you can't gasp in horror at the Square Sharpie Eyebrow Craze currently sweeping the nation.

You really want those frightening buggers looming at you from your screen? Be careful what you wish for.

MsAdorabelleDearheartVonLipwig · 28/06/2016 23:31

Better than those bloody duck faces pouts. They look ridiculous.

witchofzog · 28/06/2016 23:32

Aarrgghhh the whole "You're goals". How can they be? In real life absolutely. With just one eye on show? No way!!! It just looks bloody stupid Hmm

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Patterkiller · 28/06/2016 23:32

I wore blue eyeshadow, frosted pink lipstick and wrote my name in bubble writing all over the desks in high school.

Meh. Same but different.

EatShitDerek · 28/06/2016 23:33

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Pheobe1 · 28/06/2016 23:40

I'm just glad FB wasn't around in my yoof, girls these days are going to have everlasting reminders of how ridiculous they sometimes look. 😂
Mind you in my day we wore mostly baggy shapeless clothes, very bad makeup and don't mention the hair. These days even with duck pouts they're all so bloody gorgeous.

PortiaCastis · 28/06/2016 23:46

I own one of these girls, sharpie brows greet me in the morning.

Cutecat78 · 28/06/2016 23:49

I have adults who also take numerous selfies every day - it's so narcissistic.

One of my friends DDs photoshops herself within an inch of her life - if she went on a blind date he would get a shock.

FuckingMother · 28/06/2016 23:50

Umm...stupid question but what does "you're goals" mean in relation to the photos? You are goal we should all try to achieve? Eh?

AGnu · 28/06/2016 23:52

What does it mean to be a "goal"? I only have a handful of teens on my fb & none of them feel the need to cover their faces when near a camera, or use teen-talk!

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 28/06/2016 23:55

Duck Face Pout is infinately better than a Miley Cyrus Tongue Shot or a Cara Delevingne Cross Eyed Tongue Out face (Grow Up FGS both of you)

GoldBear · 28/06/2016 23:57
limitedperiodonly · 28/06/2016 23:59

A friend sent me two pictures to compare and said: 'Can you see the difference?'

And I thought: 'Yeah. You look like Groucho Marx'

Teenage girls and those stupid fucking photos give me the rage
limitedperiodonly · 29/06/2016 00:00

Or Alexa Chung's knock-kneed look 70isaLimit

Spermysextowel · 29/06/2016 00:03

I met a friend for dinner & the table next to us (about 6-8 young women) barely said a word to each other, but they did take loads of pictures of themselves. Was very odd.

ijustwannadance · 29/06/2016 00:06

Does "you're a goal" mean someone would want to be with you/shag you?

RandomName9 · 29/06/2016 00:08

Jaffa Cake Grin hilarious!!! Me & my mum "eyebrow spot" when we go shopping!!!
Ps also have no idea what the hands over face thing is about, it's very odd, I hate selfies but think that is def worse..I'm obviously too old!

MrsHardy1 · 29/06/2016 00:11

I have a few old school friends on my fb who do these type of pictures daily. All are 23+.

Teens posting posey pictures with 'I look terrible here, I'm sooo ugly' captions drive me mad too.

ijustwannadance · 29/06/2016 00:12

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=goal

Meaning of goal

PortiaCastis · 29/06/2016 00:12

According to my sharpie brow dd your goal means you're fit

OlennasWimple · 29/06/2016 00:15

There are very few day to day photos of me and my friends as teens: film was expensive, and for birthday and special occasions only. Bet there are still better pictures of them than there were of me

TanTanNubuck · 29/06/2016 00:46

I haven't seen this type of photo (yet) but at least it makes a change from duck face.

EttaJ · 29/06/2016 01:05

justwannadance that's spot on 😂 I see it too often and the duck lips and the hand across the face. I think what a vaccous bunch of young girls and women we have created. The endless photos in public toilets.

You're gawjus bae
Check you tho
No u are
So hot chick
Ah sez u hottie
Luv u bae
No luv u more bae

And on and on it goes.

justmyview · 29/06/2016 01:48

Better than duck face pouts, posing with hands on hips & prostitute shoes

Also, I wish they would post photos of themselves out having fun, rather than fishing for compliments about how beautiful they are. I hate all that emphasis on appearance

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