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AIBU?

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Troll and Doll...

183 replies

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 22:20

don't rhyme, weirdos!

Aibu?

Grin
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FarelyKnuts · 16/04/2016 22:21

Troll and dole. Fact. YANBU

tippytap · 16/04/2016 22:22

YABU.

Troll
Doll
Poll

Grin
ghostyslovesheep · 16/04/2016 22:23

they so do rhyme and they make this Grin

Troll and Doll...
nancy75 · 16/04/2016 22:24

yabvvvu, of course they rhyme

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 22:24

Knuts clearly you're one of the sensible posters here. Grin

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NeedACleverNN · 16/04/2016 22:24

I knew this would come up Grin

It's troll, doll, pole, mole, bowl and many more

It's also goady fucker with the goad sounding like load. Not goddy

WorraLiberty · 16/04/2016 22:25

Troll rhymes with dole.

YABU

AgentZigzag · 16/04/2016 22:25

YAB an U weirdo, WTF does it rhyme with if it isn't doll?

Unless you're a dead posh weirdo and it's troll-hole? As well as pasta, plaster and plastic all have a long aaarrr?

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 22:25

NO THEY DON'T!

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WorraLiberty · 16/04/2016 22:25

Gah! I meant YANBU

Obvs

user7755 · 16/04/2016 22:26

Troll as in trole? That doesn't make sense?

NeedACleverNN · 16/04/2016 22:26

How do you say trolley op?

Unescorted · 16/04/2016 22:26

Troll rhymes with tap, cap, lap, nap or moat.

SalemSaberhagen · 16/04/2016 22:26

Troll, poll, (gangster's) moll, doll, lol, hol(iday).

I agree about the GF though, it's pronounced goad to rhyme with flowed.

Thisisnotausername · 16/04/2016 22:26

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AgentZigzag · 16/04/2016 22:27

I've made myself think about troll's holes now, and that's just not right.

I'm not going to look if troll porn is a thing but I bet it is.

SaucyJack · 16/04/2016 22:27

Troal and doal.

NeedACleverNN · 16/04/2016 22:28

So you go to the supermarket and get a troally do you saucyjack?

SalemSaberhagen · 16/04/2016 22:28

If there is Jeremy Paxman having sex with dinosaurs erotic tales online Agent, I bet troll porn is in abundance.

EDisFunny · 16/04/2016 22:28

Yanbu

Sandbrook · 16/04/2016 22:29

It's troll, doll, pole, mole, bowl and many more

Am I being extra custard this week? I don't get that.
Surely doll is the odd one out in that sentence, doll = lol
And all the rest are rhyme no??

FoxSticks · 16/04/2016 22:31

YANBU

Treysanatomy · 16/04/2016 22:32

Sandbrook extra custard?

Otherwise totally agree, doll is the odd one out there.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 22:32

Worra I do hope that wasn't aimed at me!

Zigzag I'm sad to see you calling 'posh' people weirdos. This is just light hearted. Fuck all to do with class, just regional accents basically.

You made something daft into a fight Sad

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Stratter5 · 16/04/2016 22:33

Troll, roll, goal foal, dole. Not doll.