Troll and Doll...

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

don't rhyme, weirdos!

Aibu?

and pirates have a long aaarrr

Zigzag I'm a suspicious fucker, I thought you were being difficult. You weren't. I apologise and hope you will join the troll/coal etc side?

Nancy75 has it bang on

I'm here for the night, this is why I love MN

Ahem... go to the Cambridge Dictionary Online, click on the little red symbol (British English) to play the audio clip of how to pronounce 'troll'.
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/troll

That's tickled me arf

Imagining you sitting there saying troll and doll repeatedly

Harsn't thiss bin discoosed beefoor?

Thank you biscuit

Comforting, my brain just exploded trying to read that

I have never in rl heard anyone pronounce it trole. It's troll lol

See. Following on biscuits genius idea
Here is doll
dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/doll?q=Doll

Poll & pole sound exactly the same.
Neither rhymes with troll, doll or moll.

Some weirdos about tonight

Troll = dole
Trawl = doll

Agent

That also does not make sense

Troll totally does rhyme with doll in the same way that path rhymes with bath and scone rhymes with gone so there!

Oh look there's a name stealer troll

Ghosty... dare I ask?

Umm I'm not sure PaulA, I'm all ready for a fight now, got my coat off, sleeves rolled up and everything.

Nobody could blame you for waiting for the inevitable scrap to break out .

I've got a morbid fascination when I hear George Clarke from Restoration Man pronounce plaster as plarster, I hate it because he's wrong for some reason but love the feeling of superiority for knowing he's wrong it at the same time.

Ag, you're smarter than me NN!

No no no no
trawl=crawl, Paul, small

I'm of to bed before I get myself banned

Everysongbirdsays
Just no