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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Troll and Doll...

183 replies

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 22:20

don't rhyme, weirdos!

Aibu?

Grin
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PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 23:06

OddSocks just no. 😠

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TooOldForGlitter · 16/04/2016 23:08

It does not reuben with pole! Frankly I'm upset that you dragged Reuben into this!

WorraLiberty · 16/04/2016 23:09

When I get the hump (which rhymes with bump), I tend to fold my arms and pout.

So my nipples have to take over the typing.

I'm sure it's the same for all of you...

Sandbrook · 16/04/2016 23:09

A troll is a thing that lives under a bridge, and where I'm from is pronounced "traw"

What fresh hell is this? Hmm

WorraLiberty · 16/04/2016 23:09

Yeah poor Reuben Sad

NeedACleverNN · 16/04/2016 23:10

You are right m'dear

OddSocksHighHeels · 16/04/2016 23:11

worra put your boobs away Shock

paul I'm right, don't you go giving me angry faces!

I'm a Northerner living down South and have people correcting all my words. I will succeed in making all of London speak correctly like me eventually.

TooOldForGlitter · 16/04/2016 23:11

nothing even rhymes with Reuben. Poor sod.

OhYouBadBadKitten · 16/04/2016 23:12

the doll lolled at the troll.

All rhymey.

OddSocksHighHeels · 16/04/2016 23:12

Need thank you. I knew you were a sensible type.

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 23:13

Reuben rhymes with poo bin?

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bolleauxnouveau · 16/04/2016 23:14

you're thinking of Rubens, all this talk of nipples

ghostyslovesheep · 16/04/2016 23:20

thanks for reporting my evil twin Grin

did she say only nice things?

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 23:21

She agreed with me on rhyming words.

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NeedACleverNN · 16/04/2016 23:23

Very nice things in fact

Like my husband was out with a hooker as I was fat ugly and poor

Though it wasn't just aimed at me so I think I'll survive

WorraLiberty · 16/04/2016 23:24

ghosty, I see you have a pet troll that rhymes with mole obviously Grin

You'll need to keep it under control and don't feed it past midnight.

ghostyslovesheep · 16/04/2016 23:25

she's not me then Grin I'm in the troll/doll camp!

she's sounds delightful though - sorry I missed her

Poikjhvcx · 16/04/2016 23:25

I haven't had a chance to play this for a while.

Grin

BTW it's Troll as in Doll

.....and, while we are at it, it's MALL as in BALL. ^Unless it's the Royal Mall outside of Queenies London pad.

Maryz · 16/04/2016 23:26

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WorraLiberty · 16/04/2016 23:26

Like my husband was out with a hooker as I was fat ugly and poor

I never did find out why your weight and financial status made your DH go out with a rugby player for the evening.

Most odd...

Poikjhvcx · 16/04/2016 23:26

I liked it so much I posted it twice. Blush

PaulAnkaTheDog · 16/04/2016 23:26

Blasphemy ghosty! Sad

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AgentZigzag · 16/04/2016 23:28

'did she say only nice things?'

She (?) said we should all be proud of our above average intelligence and she'd never seen so many beautiful people congregating in one place at one time online Smile

MaddyHatter · 16/04/2016 23:28

troll rhymes with doll.

OddSocksHighHeels · 16/04/2016 23:29

Our husbands are out with hookers? Shock

Somebody could have at least told me I had a husband.

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