Troll and Doll...

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

don't rhyme, weirdos!

Aibu?

Make sure you don't let him down...

I never did find out why your weight and financial status made your DH go out with a rugby player for the evening.

Well it's obvious isn't it?

I weigh 150st and I'm in size xxxxxxxxxxxxxxl clothing. My bank is in negative cos I have to spend my money having all my clothes custom made

Though where dh has gotten the money to go out gallivanting I'll never know

Troll/role/pole here, although DP would say troll/doll/loll which I always object to. Both of us are Scottish.

Cheers worra I won't let him down

He won't mind this fag I've just sparked next to him right?

I heard the unmistakable sound of Worra's nipples on the keyboard and here I am.

suspicious fucker could be the new monkier for a newly named poster...

I'm really old and I can remember Junior Choice on a Saturday morning. There was a troll who sang a song ("I'm a trooooll, I'm a troooooolll") and HE rhymed it with roll, and he should know!.

I might try that Need

I wish my husband would go out, because he won't sit the fuck down and stop 'pottering'.

He's entered and left the room 6 times in the last 10 minutes and for no good reason.

At least when the dog gets restless he settles down to lick his anal glands, but my DH doesn't even have the common sense to do that.

I was wondering when you would appear chipped

Anal gland licking husband

Now that did make me laugh

He won't mind this fag I've just sparked next to him right?

No, he doesn't look scared at all OddSocks...

Wish mine would go out too, he's pencilled me in for sexy time after Match of the Day

Need This week I'm stuck between writing essays and MN. Once I can drive again I will reduce my posting to one sarcastic and mildly insulting post a day.

I'm fairly sure my very good Scandinavian friends pronounce it "trole".

And presumably they should know...

Also, the pp who declared scone was pronounced to rhyme with stone, moan, etc. is absolutely wrong.

Scone is pronounced to rhyme with gone.

But the town of Scone near Perth is pronounced to rhyme with "soon".

HTH.

I don't have a husband. I do know that had I snagged one he'd be out with a prostitute because I'm very fat and ugly.

Also, the pp who declared scone was pronounced to rhyme with stone, moan, etc. is absolutely wrong

Paul someone left the gate open

Jesus Worra now I'm scared! Couldn't you have handed me a better inflatable husband? He does have lovely boobs though, should I stick with him for his body?

Scone so does not sound like gone! Scone sounds like cone - it's the same word just with an s at the start!

Nope it's one with a sc at the start so it rhymes with gone.

Also troll and doll.

Yes uni you're with the correct people.

Not that I think there's anything wrong with Worra's suggested BUH much but what about impressing your friends with a blow up Cliff Richards OddSocks?

You'd be the talk of the town for all the wrong reasons

Hot stuff zigzag now to go with the scary face or the scary face - I just don't know!

A definitive answer. You may need to be patient

Why put limits on your happiness OddS?

I'm sure both are available

I will be polyamorous with my blow up husbands.

Hey, why are people avoiding me on the street? So mean.....