Devastated, Humiliated, Horrified, Shocked

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

AIBU to be sick to shit of all the bizarre hyperbole on here recently?

Burt, I love that!

God knows Paul...go and ask the pedants?
Ot better still start a thread in aibu with that in the title and see how many people correct you.

• Burst

Wuthering tempting, so tempting...

Gotta have the hyperbole, otherwise what's the point of mumsnet? I come on here to be shocked at what's going on in the world. Shocked, I tell you, at the vile goings-on

Can I clutch my pearls and think of the children or is it to late?

::always late to the party::

I'm so horrified, shocked & devastated that after ringing the 101 to report this I'm going to find a solicitor to give me a random 30 minutes of free advice

I haven't heard ropeable before. I might try that tomorrow if anyone asks me to go their wedding or I need to drive my car and park it. Maybe dd's teacher will ask her to tie her own shoes or something.

bibbity come back at half term

& now I'm horrified at my own lack of grammar in my own post *the101

lois okay...

::slinks off::

guiltyPleasure you mean 111 right?

I'm crying at obnovious. The OED should immediately make that a real word.

Ropeable is going to be my new word, cheers Burst.

"I am effing Ropeable" or "I am incan-fucking-descent". Trying to work out which one suits me better in a head tilting S&B kind of way

Bibbity yes that's what I meant . That really would be making a drama out of a situation!

I've been wanting to make this thread for so long now, I am utterly FUMING that you got there before me. Seriously, my piss is at boiling point now, I may well combust. Seething, tempestuous and incensed don't even BEGIN to describe how I'm feeling right now. I hope you're happy.

Travelling you are spot on. I'm thinking of reporting PaulAnka to MNHQ on your behalf. I'm raging. The cocklodger.

You want horrified? Go and read the 'fisting' thread and then Google the images

Obnovious was today's best word. I've adopted it - gleefully, delightedly, over-the-moon-ly, ecstatically and orgasmically.

Three seconds ago I was discustard, shocked, pissed (god, I hate that!) outraged, fuming and had a cob on me.

Then I gave my head a wobble, took a chill pill, a long hard look at myself and a step back, simmered down and d.

There's nothing like enough hyperbole in this tedious, dull, boring, pedestrian, grumpy world. And you're right, it really should be pronounced high-per-bowl-eh!

There's a fisting thread?!!! x10! I can't even bear to think about that, let alone read a whole thread! Erk.

You are all Just

I'm going NC immediately with everyone I've ever met I'm JUST SO

This thread is breath takingly, staggeringly outrageous.

Vile, fuming, disgusted, etc. Normally over a parking space or similar. YANBU.

What?, why isn't anyone agog yet?

I'm a bit miffed. Does that count?

Has nobody been absolutely gutted by this post yet?