Devastated, Humiliated, Horrified, Shocked

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

AIBU to be sick to shit of all the bizarre hyperbole on here recently?

Donkey why? Buy a rubbish chester draws?

PaulAnka are you bring deliberately obnovious?

I'm worried about Gilmore Girls coming back because what if the kill off Paul Anka?!

Lorelei seems the type who would forget to feed a pet...

Oh ffs .
You should demand mnhq put a trigger warning
I am literally getting ptsd now.

Outrageously self centred of you op, like absolutely everyone else rhese days. Civil society is collapsing before our eyes

Wuthering how dare you use that word!

Absolutely appalled.

Lois yes.... but LUKE WOULD FEED HIM.

Lois I'm now worried...

LUKE MIGHT BE DEAD!

Or not.

obnovious
I couldn't even bring myself to grace that thread with my presence.

*sniffs

This thread is making my blood boil

Back to normal temperature now. Might be my hormones rather than the thread

I KNOW the obnovious thread!!!!!! - is it OBVIOUS is it OBNOXIOUS? I don't know and I'm not looking.

You're all clearly trolls - my emotions are REAL, and you should all, y'know, GET that.

The rest of you should all LTB

Wow. Just wow.

On a series note, can you imagine living life wound that tight? WELL CAN YOU?

I wish we had comic sans for times like these.

ROAR at comic sans

Is anyone raging yet?

If you are so offended PaulAnka I suggest you phone 101 or is it 111
Or just be done with it and post a pa update on fb, then link to it so we can all pitch in there too.

Wuthering I let everyone know my feelings through my blog. I blog better than anyone.

(Can blog be used as a verb?)

I'm stottin', Paul

Absolutely stottin'.

Marking my place to be outraged later.

Outraged or appalled?

I like the Australian? NZ? expression of being ropeable. According to Wiki it means being 'angry to the point of needing to be restrained from violent action'.