Devastated, Humiliated, Horrified, Shocked

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

AIBU to be sick to shit of all the bizarre hyperbole on here recently?

Everyone who disagrees is just pathetic.

you're disgusting - have you called 101

This thread has form

I think that being discustard is a red herring. YAsoooooBU

I'm so upset I might have to start a thread telling you that I'm so upset.

Oh yes. I think the government in 1984 had it right. Let's strip the language of all these unnecessary descriptive words and limit ourselves as far as possible to good and ungood.

you're disgusting

I think you'll find it's "your discusting"

Someone suggested a 'mildly miffed' section to counter Aibu.
I wanted that .

Ah, someone had to wreck it. It was too good to last!

yy Capri

Petty Gripes

I think it's rediculous how some of you mock others. Your utterly vile human beings, I am not suprized that cival society has fallen.

Gross and hideous you should be ashamed off you're selfs. I'm shaking with rage and sobbing and wretchinf with grief that posters have been so nefariously vile

Its discusting

Petty Gripes. Yes, that's it Donkey

Love the idea of a Petty Gripes section.

It would be the natural home for all the posters who love 'God, is that really all you have to worry about'
It's a perfect idea.

But the hyperbole makes my day. Literally.

my petty gripe of the day is that DsoddingH has eaten the last biscuit that I had been saving to have with my coffee but he left the empty wrapper in the cupboard so it looked as if the biscuit was still there. I am appauled discusted and am literally shaking all over with the rage.

and I'm horrified

Well I've just spat coffee all over my keyboard and my eyes are literally streaming reading this.

A petty gripes section would be absolutely amazing.

This thread is scandalous.

Broken Britain at its worst.

You're all coming across as the mean girls at school.

Bullies the whole lot of you.

Mumsnet royalty, thinking you all own the place.

I'm literally sobbing so that's it, you've all made me name change leave Mumsnet for good.

I hope you're all happy you nest of vipers.

Oh wait, it's OK. I've had loads of lovely PMs begging me to stay and ignore the bitches. I won't name the people who sent them because they don't exist but you know who you all are

Right, I'm off to actually RTFT....

Worra you've summed it up brilliantly

Are you mn royalty or something?

I'm an MN royalist

I think this thread has gone rather well.

Yes, it jolly well has. Rather spiffing actually old bean.

I think you are being unspeakably rude!

You think this has gone well, OP?

How can you be so deluded?