Devastated, Humiliated, Horrified, Shocked

[PaulAnkaTheDog]

AIBU to be sick to shit of all the bizarre hyperbole on here recently?

DontCare - OP is one of those OPs, just wants everyone to agree with her, cant bear to be told she IBU

Every time someone posts this claptrap on this thread, a little part of me dies inside.

Numb and mightily disappointed. :(

You all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

This has mildly affected me.

I think the op is getting an unfair flaming here.

Chinny reckon?

I'd write to HR if I were you and let them know what's going on. They'll know how to deal with it. Failing that go to A&E

Fisting thread?

I notice the OP hasn't been back for several hours. Clearly a goady fucker

I've just asked my DH and he thinks you're a goady fucker too, so that's proved it

I'm baaaaaaaaaack! Miss me?

On a serious note, DH thanks you all for providing a load of synonyms for how cameron is feeling today!!

Best programme ever available on DVD

Will nobody think of the children? sadface sadface sadface sadface sadface

Wow.

Just wow.

Somebody may have already said the above, but haven't RTFT. And am clearly not going to.

What is the matter with you people? angryface

Just finished reading this thread and I'm reeling.

Really OP. What are you getting out of this relationship?

I'm baaaaaaaaaack! Miss me?

Well, where have you been young lady? Do you think we are running a bloody thread for your benefit?

Apologies Bitch Witch.

My dh stubbed his toe once and shouted "Nothing goes right for me NOTHING!" I should direct him to mn

I heard you!!!! Although..SecretBitch has a nice ring to it...

Lois can you ask him to perfect a Victorian swoon and then take a video?

He would love the attention too much worra

LoisWilkersonsLastNerve
Your oh sounds like my ds.
By lunch time his day was one of the best ever, but he was already crying real tears by the time a game wasn't going well for him in the afternoon. He's 11.

He's 11 arf! I need to ltb. I'm outraged none of have suggested it!

Cunts...