AIBU - pants at night

[FinallyFreeFromItAll]

So reading the bedding thread there seems to be the suggestion that some people don't wear pants at night. This is seriously a pearl clutching moment for me.

So AIBU to ask - doesn't everybody wear pants at night, whether or not they sleep otherwise naked or wear PJ's? And wouldn't your sheets or PJ's need more frequent washing if you don't wear pants at night?

Thanks for that vulcan you mean as well as covering my ears and mouth on a night I have to plug my nethers up too?

All you naked sleepers obviously have your heating turned up way too high and are solely responsible for global warming Even on the rare occasions I sleep naked I still like to keep the bed socks on.

TMI

I have very neat and tidy Barbie/clamshell bits so any discharge I have doesn't escape til I go to the toilet.

And our heating goes off at 8pm - I like to be naked under a snuggly duvet. Nice wool blanket over the top if it's really cold, plus DP to cuddle up to means I'm never cold in bed.

I think it's MN law that you have to do anal at centre parcs Change of plan, next trip to CP I will be sleeping in a full bodystocking to minimise the contact with mattress, which must be veritably teeming with Mnetters post anal poo crumbs, at least the ones that escaped before they managed to get their pants back on/get into their post sex pants.

I'm a nude sleeper and our heating is at 15, always

Your parts need airing people!

I think it's MN law that you have to do anal at centre parcs

I am never going to Center Parcs then, all the lube in the world couldn't convince me.

That's the reason I make such a mess then, my bits are not clamshell like.

For the knickerless - if your leakage is minimal or your clams are clammed-up (?!) and if you have pubes - don't they come out in the bedding? Pubey bedding?

If your parts need airing can't you just use a hairdryer?

I didn't mean to sound critical of any other type of bits - just that my outer labia cover my inner labia so it's just a little mound, which means moisture doesn't seep out easily when I'm horizontal. In my experience. I know some women have inner labia that protrude and I imagine discharge may escape more easily in that case.

Either that quietlife or there's someone else out there who gets it!

Our house is heated well but I'm always colder than everyone else, in order to be properly warm with a duvet you've got to cocoon yourself up quite well, despite my duvet being thick, which limits my star-fishing abilities. I sleep on top of the duvet sometimes.

No pubes in my bed lost most of them ages ago

i'd recommend wine over lube any day! (not really of course)

We just pack our portable laminator and put our genitals thru that before sleeping on the MN anal mattresses.

Maybe there's something in that Starling. The top of one of my inner labia ripped off by my clit during childbirth..

No knickers except days 1 and 2 of period (otherwise a bloodbath). Feels horribly sweaty and constricting and would ruin the effect of my lovely evening bath. No clammy fanny thanks.

portable laminator -genuis idea MrsK !

Naked sleeper here, I feel far too restricted in PJ's or pants although if my period if heavy I'll pop something on my bottom half.
Plus my heating is 16c at night, but we have a thick cosy eiderdown and an electric blanket for the winter.

I don't understand why people are so concerned about sleeping in their own "mess". I mean I don't think I have a lot of discharge or anything. It's hardly radioactive or deadly.

does anyone else check hotel sheets? I always seem to get someone elses short and curlies and now i know why...a mnetter has been there before me!! I'm sure pubes get stuck on sheets even after going through the wash, or maybe the sheets just haven't been changed

Yy always inspect hotel sheets. Don't want to be sleeping in a bed that may have just been 'pulled and plucked'

Portable laminator

Heating on at night?! [faints]

Yes - always find a pubey pube or more likely a chest hair that looks suspiciously pubey.

Head to foot clothing in bed with heating off at night, is the way to go for us. Definitely. With cosy hottie bottie and socks on too.

Theduchess

That made me laugh out loud

I have visions of squeamish mumsnetters going out and buying haz mat suits to sleep in after this thread.