Are you 10 op? or just extremely Ill educated about politics?
All governments have fucked up at 1 time or another, but you cannot pin the global financial crisis on labour. Even if you could (which you can't) , this is a different government under a new leadership.
Can't eat a bacon sandwich?? Are you seriously basing your vote on this kind of juvenile red top crap, or is this an ill advised unfunny joke?
If we don't vote labour we'll get Tories in one capacity or another, and I am disgusted by them atm. They've raged a class war against the most vulnerable groups within society, the disabled, the homeless, immigrants, the under 25s, those on benefits, and to top it all the rich have got richer under their leadership. We're looking at a broken and fragmented society, maybe you don't care,maybe you're already rich? but inequality doesn't just hurt those it oppresses, it increases crime, reduces life expectancy, reduces the standard of education for all, and overall negatively impacts upon the quality of life and social cohesion. Do you want this society to look like america? with pockets of deprivation and crime spilling out into nice middle class neighborhoods?
Do you know that the Tory government have gone against all economic theory about alleviating recession? Their ideologically driven, rather than educated, decisions about the economy mean that we'll be years getting out of a hole that we could have been out of by now.
These are the issues we should be considering, this is what matters, not who can eat a bacon sandwich for fucks sake 
FYI I'm a floating voter with four parties I have supported in one capacity or another, so not angry purely from a labour voter perspective, but your post is annoying. You have the right to vote for whoever you want even ukip but don't make a mockery of democracy with idiotic, tabloid driven bullshit.