to ask you for your most delicious guilty pleasures are-food wise?

[Pifflingcodswollop]

Pregnant and going through that horrible off food stage,but occasionally someone talks about something or I see it on tv and it has my mouth watering and appetite suddenly raging. I'm hoping for a few of these-preferably things that are v quick to grab/make as otherwise I could lose my appetite half way through cooking!
Tell me your best and yummiest quick treats (sweet and savoury)please!!

I just ate a plate of cheese so I'm going to go with that, but I am pregnant!

Marks and Spencer's peanut butter with pecans and maple syrup ina sandwich with raspberry jam and/or banana

Helenenemo, that's a great typo!

"Supermodels with cheese"

Not much meat on them though

Fresh crusty white bread (preferably hot) & butter
Toasted pitta bread with butter (serve with Nesquick hot chocolate)
Salt 'n' vinegar walkers on buttered soft wholemeal bread
Garlic pate and cranberry jelly on wholemeal toast
Vintage cheddar cheese on wholemeal toast under grill with lea & perrins
Caramelised onion hummus with blue doritos
Truffle chips with truffle mayonnaise

Choc dips/yam yams
Homemade hot choc sauce on jamoca almond fudge ice-cream

Choc sauce recipe:
Bung splash of milk, golden syrup, cocoa powder, knob of butter in pan and whisk until bubbly and gooey & pour over ice-cream

Chocolate digestive biscuit "sandwich", made with peanut butter in the middle.

Whole earth peanut butter on toast
Peanut butter and chocolate brownies
Homemade fudge
Mashed potato and bisto gravy (frozen mash makes this so quick)
Quiche
Tuna and sweetcorn sandwich filler straight from tub
Rachels ginger yoghurt with apple and cinnamon Toasted Oats.

Macaroni pies
Condensed milk - my cat loves it too, we share separate bowls

Supernoodle sandwiches (lol at supermodels with cheese )
Cheesey mash (eaten with spoon)
Chip butties
Cheese, chips and gravy
Tomato soup with cheese on toast
Mushroom soup with pasta

I think DP has a point when he claims I'm a vegetarian that doesn't eat veg although this is just my dirty/comfort food list not my everyday menu!

Cheese and jam sandwich.
Heinze tomato soup with a cheese toastie.
Chips and garlic sauce.

And best of all, roule cheese on krackawheats, topped with a slice of chorizo.
mouth watering

Oooh, I craved mushy pea crackers when I was having DD. Cheap mushy peas, heated up, spread on buttered cream crackers and add salt. I also loved buttered crumpets topped with houmous.

Provamel chocolate soya dessert (I'm not vegan or anything, just love it) with cream on top mmmm.

Recently discovered pop chips, which are some kind of supposedly healthier crisp but v delicious especially the chilli one.

My ultimate pregnancy munchies snack was a thick slice of fresh white bread with real butter and then peanut butter on top of that. I rarely have it now as i don't get that hungry, but it's great for those pregnant "FEEEEED ME!" moments.

I've been off on sick leave recently and I have had a craze for Pot Noodles but my ultimate dirty treat is hot dog sausages in buns with loads of fried onions, mustard, tomato sauce and coleslaw.

also pregnant and my ultimate meal at the moment is chips with caramelised onions and cheese with sauce (thousand island, mayo, ketchup and chopped chillies). It is divine.

DH makes from scratch amazing melt in the middle hot chocolate puddings with a really excellent vanilla ice cream.

I went off one of my favourite things which is carrots and humous when pregnant. Making up for it now though!

A sandwich made with tinned hotdogs, on plastic white bread, with mayonnaise.

You have to exercise a certain amount of mental prowess in order to block out the fact that you're eating lips and bumholes, but it's worth it.

I love tinned hotdogs. With brown sauce.

I have a smoothie recipe which is lush and tastes totally trashy but happens to be dead healthy:

1 handful porridge oats
1 heaped tablespoon of good, smooth peanut butter (meridien is a good nonpalm oil brand)
2 medjool dates
4-5 ice cubes
1 cup of almond or coconut milk
1 tablespoon of chia seeds

Whizz up- slurp. Yum.

Almond butter spread on dark chocolate yum yum yum
Heinz tomato soup with thickly buttered white bread or Nairn's oatcakes.
A wedge of brie, black grapes and crackers- ryvita are good. Eat all.

Making a toasted sandwich with peanut butter, nutella and marshmallows in the toastie maker.

A whole 8-pack of Sainsbury meringues in one sitting - I have been know to drive there just for those...

I'm also offering up a waffle (Birdseye) plastic 'burger' cheese and bacon sarnie in thick white bread, real butter and brown sauce.

Arctic Roll and custard
Tin of rice pudding that has been in the fridge for two days unopened and eaten from the tin cold
Cold toast with loads of butter on
Crab sticks and mayo
Crisp and mayo sandwich on white bread
Chips and mayo
Prawn rings from Iceland
This is why im the size i am

Crunchy peanut butter on a digestive biscuit

Chocolate angel delight with 2 handfuls of coco pops in it

Eggy bread made with cheese sandwiches (white bread obvs). That's if you can stomach anything fried. I couldn't when pregnant .

McDonald's fish burger.
Ready salted crisps with soy sauce.
Greggs sausage rolls.
Cheap noodles.