To ask Marmalade Shatkins/Twatkins when her cuzzie's DD's crissnin is?

[Whowouldfardelsbear]

Cos I'm sure it is meant to be some time in September? There are lots of things that I really must know about the event when it happens. (Though I can't actually remember any of the specifics right now).

And then I will go out and try to find a life of my own . . .

It was you, wasn't it Marmalade??

Brown nosing op

Mumsnet has a private messaging facility OP.

No, not really brown nosing Ladyluck (not sure what that would achieve). Just general nosiness . . .

Ha! Get the bitchiness on this thread already.

Pathetic.

Our Marms would be totally unreachable at this time of day - she'll be passed out in a lambrini induced stupor.

:D at brown nosing op! :)

Fs. Why do people have to be dickheads about stupid things?

It's not even midday yet. Wrong side of ze bed this morning?

Ooh yeah, settles in.

Can I remind you that there is also a use button?

Brown nose? fFS!

Does MN have a 'fuck off, twat' facility yet?

I've been wondering about preggerz n peng & prinni for yonks.

PinkSquash

I've been wondering about them too. My relatives are quite similar to the point I wondered if we were related at one point!

marks place

Since when is asking for an pudate brown-nosing?

Beezarr.

Glad I'm not the only brown nosing MNer without a PM button.

Honestly Marmalade - I don't even know where you live (or if you are even real) so was not trying to curry favour. I've got to go to bed now (I'm in NZ - not just a lazy bastard) but feel free to bestow grace and favour on me forever more for my kiss ass OP.

I bet Marm is having a massage, them a naice cuppa tea with a wodge of Lemon Drizzle.

Crikey, brown nose. PM facility ?

Can't post sod all these days.

Whowould

Knowing Marm she will be chuffed you remembered.

I suppose we'll get bollocked next for spending too much time on here and being able to remember posters and threads.

She's definitely real. I've seen a few prinny updates of late, not on here though.

Ooo I remember the 'preggers and peng cuzzi' threads. They were hilarious. Didn't she reveal the name at one point? In can't remember what it was now.

I love the idea of a 'fuck off twat' facility too. Can we sort that out please MN? Too much of it on here these days. Just don't read the fucking thread or leave it without posting if it offends you.

I'm chuckling at pudate (poo-date) jusxtaposed with brown nosing!

I want a Chaos inspired PUDATE too.
POO DATE is definitely brown nosing.

No doubt about it.

Did you people know there is a HIDE THREAD button? Jus makin conversation ya know!

What does 'peng' mean?

OP I often wonder about threads, no shit on my nose.

what's all this now? Drama? More cake drama?

"peng" apparently means "attractive". I have my doubts, but that's apparently the case!

I can't believe how irate some posters get about threads posted - I mean, soon there won't be anything left to post about!

Oddly enough I was wondering about this the other day too.

I guess that's put me on someone's shitlist but never mind, eh?

eww op a bit crawly crawly bum licky

but who doesn't find Marmalade's post amusing she is the funniest mner eww more crawly crawly bum licky