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To ask Marmalade Shatkins/Twatkins when her cuzzie's DD's crissnin is?

142 replies

Whowouldfardelsbear · 11/09/2014 10:33

Cos I'm sure it is meant to be some time in September? There are lots of things that I really must know about the event when it happens. (Though I can't actually remember any of the specifics right now).

And then I will go out and try to find a life of my own . . .

It was you, wasn't it Marmalade??

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CJCregg · 11/09/2014 13:55

FFS. What is crawly bum licky about 'I'd like to know what happened?'

If the OP had said 'Gosh, that peng thread was simply the funniest, cleverest thing I've ever read, I think it was the simply marvellous Marmalade, who always makes me roar - I can't breathe another minute without an update, please indulge me' - then maybe.

AnAwfullyGoodOxymoron · 11/09/2014 14:42
GilbertBlytheWouldGetIt · 11/09/2014 14:44
WowserBowser · 11/09/2014 14:46

Marmalade is very funny.

Crawly crawly bum licky licky.

Strokethefurrywall · 11/09/2014 14:48

I'm here... waiting waiting waiting.

IamtheZombie · 11/09/2014 14:50

Marmy is most definitely real and she is lovely to boot.

Zombie isn't sure about the christening but Prinny's first birthday party wasn't what P&P had hoped for...

ShutTheFuckUpBarbara · 11/09/2014 14:55
MarmaladeShatkins · 11/09/2014 15:11

I will updates my fans when I get back from the school run. [wink

MrsVamos · 11/09/2014 15:15

GASPS

MARM !

MehsMum · 11/09/2014 15:20
nilbyname · 11/09/2014 15:58

Yes!

ScrambledSmegs · 11/09/2014 16:12

Ah, good times.

Redtartanshoes · 11/09/2014 16:14

Good effort!

DoctorTwo · 11/09/2014 16:15

Yay Marms. :o

AmazingBouncingFerret · 11/09/2014 16:22

ahh she's sobered up enough to type then...

ChubbyKitty · 11/09/2014 16:22

Ooh! Grin

primarynoodle · 11/09/2014 16:28

peng means good in every category

attractive (person)
yummy (food)
nice (err... landscape)

etc etc

liquidstatehasrisenagain · 11/09/2014 17:24

Was thinking about this only yesterday Grin

Please do update!!! Am currently organsing Christening for my DD and need inspiration....

(also currently swaffing mateus rose cos I am well classy and its my birthday)

MrsVamos · 11/09/2014 17:28

Marm

Come on !

You know I'll stalk you unless you give us an update...

[scary emoticon]

Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 11/09/2014 17:30

It's Marm! Huzzah! I thought you had flounced fucked off after the cats bum hoickers last time. Come and tell us about your summer.

0898 · 11/09/2014 17:36

oh huzzah!

PurplePidjin · 11/09/2014 17:37
HavanaSlife · 11/09/2014 17:39

Im lurking too (couldn't give a shit if its arse licky)

squoosh · 11/09/2014 17:42

I'm going to try and pop 'peng' into a sentence, all casual like, and see if I can get away with it.

outer · 11/09/2014 17:46

Yay! I was wondering about cuzzi on the "what threads do you like" thread yesterday SmileSmile

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