To ask Marmalade Shatkins/Twatkins when her cuzzie's DD's crissnin is?

[Whowouldfardelsbear]

Cos I'm sure it is meant to be some time in September? There are lots of things that I really must know about the event when it happens. (Though I can't actually remember any of the specifics right now).

And then I will go out and try to find a life of my own . . .

It was you, wasn't it Marmalade??

Aw, they're famous.

Did Prinny have a go on the karts?

I want to know how a 1 year old goes go-karting.

Its not like dodgems, where you can hold 'em, is it ?

Blimey.

Holy shit, she sounds like hard work. :o

Prinny didn't go on the karts but daddyyyy and grandadddddd did.

Grandad is another headfuck. His FB page is wide open. I've said about him before having a Hitler tattoo but he said those days are behind him now he has a black granddaughter. Except he's a card-carrying EDL member who writes things about muzzy scum on his wall. Delightful.

Wow. Just wow. I want a weeklong birthday!!!!
Thank you for updating

Feckin hell, Marm.

Nothing to say to that, is there ?

Oh god, Grandad sounds charming. Poor Prinny!

How are you even related to her Marmalade?!

Awesome thread. I've just caught up on the back story. Could well be my cuzzin, I've blocked her on fb numerous times but keep unblocking for shameless nosiness!

Oh, I remember your previous comments about Grandad.

What's with the extra letters, btw? I've seen that kind of spelling before but the extra letters are something else. How many y's does daddy need?

Thanks for the update!

Gawd bless you Marm, love your style of posting!
The birthday shenanigoats sound gob smackingly horrific and awesome at the same time.

'Prinny' is growing on me for a name for any future daughters.

Luckily, for mankind, i will have boys

Wonderful, all that edge of seat sitting has been worth it

Prinny? Please tell me you made that name up?

It's not her name, Jengnr, it's short for "Princess" (luckily)