To ask Marmalade Shatkins/Twatkins when her cuzzie's DD's crissnin is?

[Whowouldfardelsbear]

Cos I'm sure it is meant to be some time in September? There are lots of things that I really must know about the event when it happens. (Though I can't actually remember any of the specifics right now).

And then I will go out and try to find a life of my own . . .

It was you, wasn't it Marmalade??

thread one

thread two

There might be more...

Darn it! Pipped to the post!

Place marking.

Signing in.
With big cushion, a drinky and a patient expression.

Perhaps the thread isn't bum licky enough? I reckon we should source one of those tongue vibrators Graham Norton used to give away, bettys tongue? So Marmalade has a never ending bum licker.

Where is she?
Where are you Marmalade?

Pleeeeze come back Marm. You can be queen of the funny mnEtters forever.

I am now reduced to re reading the original threads whilst waiting

School run must be done by now!

Oh! Oh! I wanna hear too!

sits nicely

Why are we waiting, why are we waiting, why oh why oh what are we waiting.....

Marmy you are a big tease. Gerron with it

I reckon she's transfixed by Who Do You Think You are with Mary Berry and won't be back on for an hour at least.

sigh while we wait, did we ever get the full run down of the baby shower? I was looking out for that one but must have missed it, I will kiss anyone who can find and link to it

Right, I'm here. Typing on my phone so it won't be great...

If you like Fuckton try metric fuckton.

Yay !

Hooray!...

Ooh come back before I get to work Marmalade.

Hello HackMum - I do love Ed Reardon just a tiny bit.

Thanks all for not making me feel like a sucky brown nose. No wonder some people are reluctant to post about anything actually serious on here if that's the response an update request generates in first few posts!

Hurrah!

Ok, so muchos shitos has gone down in the world of Peng since I last posted. Crissnin hasn't happened yet but she did do a ranty post a few weeks back saying "need 2 sort myyy prinnys crissnin but carnt evan fink ov one godparent just goes to show hooz dere 4 me"

But Prinny HAS had a first birthday. The festivities stretched out over the best part of a week. 48 people were invited to a party but only 18 said they'd go, so cuzzii bad a Benny on FB saying nobody cared for Prinny. All of her siblings came on to say fuk da haterz.

So they did many birthday outings including a fair, the zoo and, inexplicably, go-karting. There were many outfit changes for Prinny. She was supposed to be wearing a multi layered taffeta number but I think someone intervened.

Cuzzii asked about three months before the birthday where she could get a payday loan to borrow £500 to "spoil prinny rottun"

Best of all though, cuzzii and the famalam were spotted by a Mumsnetter at the fair! The MNer said they were shrieking at other people's children for splashing Prinny in the paddling pool and generally RAF! I hope she sees this thread!

Poor prinny.

You not on the Godmother list then Marmalade?

Sadly not. I couldn't remember all of the middle names at the font anyway I don't fink