To ask Marmalade Shatkins/Twatkins when her cuzzie's DD's crissnin is?

[Whowouldfardelsbear]

Cos I'm sure it is meant to be some time in September? There are lots of things that I really must know about the event when it happens. (Though I can't actually remember any of the specifics right now).

And then I will go out and try to find a life of my own . . .

It was you, wasn't it Marmalade??

Ah, Marmy, shall I arrange the scatter cushions so we can all get comfy for the next installment?

Oooh I've missed these threads

A fuckton?!?! .......

Bloody hell Marms - how far away is the school? I mean - you're not wasting time feeding the children, are you??!?!

we are waiting, you know

Marm

A fuckton of things to do...

I'm nicking that.

Hurry up !

I really need to know what this is all about. What's the backstory!?!

Yay!

This is shaping up as a Well Peng thread already.

(Is that a good use of peng, I wonder?)

Hurry up! I'm about to begin the hellish Groundhog Day of bedtime, I need to know!

Joins in with the bum licksy brigade. (Feckless off po).
I like hearing about pregguz n peng, my cuz is similar and I'm dying for her to have a bubzy.

*feck

Feckless wtf?

Squeeee! I've been dying to ask this for ages!

Also... I would totally not pm someone I've never really communicated with to ask for an update on a thread. Seems a little... 'Stalkery' I feel.
Posting a new thread is much less intrusive, and cheers everyone else up!

Me too.

Am I the only one who has no ideas what this thread is about?

C'mon! Get on it will you? I need to vicariously live through this thread.

Share the updates!!!! Shocker of a day here. Could do with a giggle

Come on Marmalade, surely the kids are in bed by now?!? I've been lurking on your 'preggers n peng' threads for so long I feel like I'm OWED some kind of update on your cuzzie...

Thought Peng was near Sidcup?

bellerations I have no idea either.

Set me free, why doancha babe ?

MARM

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1630277-To-think-that-my-reprobate-cousin-shouldnt-be-having-a-baby