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To think pictures of your cock are probably not the best way to strike up romance

210 replies

NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/07/2014 23:07

And wonder why lots of men appear to think it is.

I've been sent 4 photos of cocks in the last 4 days obviously I have given no invitation and haven't asked or suggested people send me pictures like this. And it has been pretty much within the first 2/3 texts after handing over my number intending to arrange a date.

Is this some new practise I'm unaware of?

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NeedsAsockamnesty · 26/07/2014 23:53

Oh bugger make that 5, and I rather liked the one that's attached to oh well another one bites the dust

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Diorella · 26/07/2014 23:58

I wonder does it ever work out for these cock-senders. Are there women who receive a picture of a strangers cock and think 'he seems nice, i'll arrange to meet him' Confused

TondelayoSchwarzkopf · 26/07/2014 23:59

I loved Sky magazine (misses point of thread)

Morloth · 27/07/2014 00:02

But how can they think the women they are sending them to are doing anything other than showing their friends and laughing at them?

I mean really isn't that what pretty much every woman will do?

I certainly would.

BitterAndOnlySlightlyTwisted · 27/07/2014 00:06

You should send a message back: "Good Lord! That looks just like a cock but only much smaller".

I have a feeling that these cock-picture-sending inadequates all live with their Mums, and if they weren't sending photos of their precious cocks over the internet they would be waving them in the local park. Or something....

Star8369 · 27/07/2014 00:07

my friend was once asked for a saucy picture of her with her finger up her pussy so she cut a hole I a tiger teddy bear that she had, stood a bottle of tomato sauce beside stuck her finger in the hole took a picture and sent it to the guy he never contacted her again Grin

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BitterAndOnlySlightlyTwisted · 27/07/2014 00:10

*"But how can they think the women they are sending them to are doing anything other than showing their friends and laughing at them?

I mean really isn't that what pretty much every woman will do?"*

I expect that's precisely what they are hoping for. Exhibitionists too afraid to go out in public for fear of women laughing at their pathetic, diminutive members.

Morloth · 27/07/2014 00:13

What? They want to be sniggered/laughed at?

I think I might be old.

pictish · 27/07/2014 00:18

Has a woman ever in the history of picture messaging, replied "mmm...that looks good...here's my address, come on over and shag me immediately"

The success rate must be zero!

Why do it??

Suzannewithaplan · 27/07/2014 00:26

I think that they know it won't help them to 'pull' but they get a bit of an exhibitionist thrill at the thought exposing themselves to you.

It's flashing by proxy

TheCraicDealer · 27/07/2014 00:26

Well they do say that men are 'visual' whereas women have more of an imagination and don't need a picture drawn for them (literally) to get them going. Bascially, they probably think they're doing you a massive favour.

What you need is one of those apps which is like Paint on your pc. Draw a hat and a scarf on the dic pic, send it back. Do a series where you dress them like Disney princesses, etc. Et voilà, now you have an incredibly popular tumblr account.

GREYCROW · 27/07/2014 00:28

Lolol at the saucy pussy... Took a minute but very amusing!

BigArea · 27/07/2014 00:42

All I can say OP is that I immediately thought "She needs a name change" Grin

GarlicJulyKit · 27/07/2014 00:54

women who receive a picture of a strangers cock and think 'he seems nice, i'll arrange to meet him'

Grin

Craic, I LOVE the idea of a dick-dressing blog! You could put their screen names, choice extracts from their self-descriptions and phone numbers with them.

Idontseeanyicegiants · 27/07/2014 00:54

Send another picture of a cock back with the words 'mines bigger than yours' next to it..

trufflehunterthebadger · 27/07/2014 00:54

One of my colleagues got one of these from some random guy on an internet dating site. It was accompanied by dubious advertisement that he "will go down on you for hours"

She was mildly disturbed but it entertained us for a good 15 minutes

LoveBeingInTheSun · 27/07/2014 00:57

Just send them one back, one of. 'Your ' cock Wink

NeedsAsockamnesty · 27/07/2014 01:19

I have been reliably informed that there is an app that exists that apparently is mainly just for bombarding people with dirty pictures.

It's called what's app and its meant to be Internet sent message so they don't cost a text message but what it really is,is a cock picture portal to millions of unsuspecting women who in reality just fancied a bit of decent conversation and a slice of cake.

This may explain why my experience of Internet dating has often resulted in the question do you have whats app. Perhaps I would have got more cock pictures if I had have got the app!

Not only do we have cock pictures from the ones who don't mind paying for a mms message but it appears there is an entire 'thing' about them from those who are far to tight to even pay for a message.

I wonder how many pics of the same cocks have been sent to countless women I mean its not as if they can just drop their pants in the high st in the middle of the day is it? These pic must already be in their photo streams and I'm pretty sure they didn't just see my picture and have a "I know she looks like a nice women I'm sure she would love to see my cock" epiphany it's probably more like a woohoo that's 10 numbers lets send them all my cock.

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Theselittlelightsofmine · 27/07/2014 01:20

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TheCraicDealer · 27/07/2014 01:22

"Where's the rest of it?"

Defenbaker · 27/07/2014 01:56

Thanks for starting this thread - I needed a good laugh. Grin

Apparently, there is also a trend in the reverse direction, with girls/women sending photos of themselves topless/naked to blokes they fancy. A young bloke I know said he'd received several photos like that from virtual strangers that he'd exchanged numbers with. I find the whole thing bizarre and am SO pleased I'm not young and single in this high tech age where being exhibitionist seems to be the norm. In my youth (which feels about 100 years ago sometimes) the only women who bared their breasts so indiscriminately were a) topless models or b) prostitutes posing in windows in the red light district.

GoshAnneGorilla · 27/07/2014 02:08

This all makes me feel sad and old, and sad again.

Even if you think of the cliched and not necessarily true list of things women are meant to like:

Flowers
Chocolate
Romance
Tall, muscly, but not too muscly, men
Being "wined and dined
etc, etc

There's never any mention of cock pictures as a thing women like. So I can't understand why men think women would like it.

Is it because it's popular on Grindr and blokes think that if it works for gay men, it'll work for women too?

Isfortyfivetooold · 27/07/2014 08:51

Whatsapp might be to send cock photos without paying for them but more than likely its because these messages don't show up on itemised mobile bills whereas text messages do!! Another red flag!

Preciousbane · 27/07/2014 08:52

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