to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

[FidelineandFumblin]

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just

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Not sure what I'm supposed to be looking at.

I feel like I'm reading a foreign language

You're being weird.

HTH

Ahem

My mind is blown that anyone would care, really.

I mean, you'd bridget jones it surely?

I need smelling salts.

Really? I'm being odd to think this is odd?

Because it has just finally undermined any remaining point of the royal family for me, I think .

Actually, no I'm standing by that - if they can't even keep their arses covered on duty, what can they do?

Er I'm looking at a German newspaper, not a buttock in sight, can you be a bit more specific OP?

I don't have any clue whose arse that is and neither do i care!

Eh?

Your link isn't making sense.

They're just arse cheeks, you can see more skin in any shot of her holidaying in a bikini. Who gives a toss?

You have to scroll down the link for the picture of Kate Middleton flashing her bare buttocks in the updraught from a helicopter whilst on official duty in Aus.

What a weird weekend.

Ok, think I've got it. If you scroll down about 2/3 of the way there is a photo, presumably of Kate and William from a back view, with her skirt up and her bum showing.

Mmm well, if that really is them, I do tend to agree she's had enough 'mishaps' with windblown skirts to have followed the Queen's example and have her hems weighted by now. Plus underwear might be a good idea!
However, I'm not sure what that website is so I'm reserving judgement.

What exactly is the problem? Should she be wearing massive granny pants?

Yes fideline I think you're extremely odd posting pictures of womens' bottoms online.

I thought we funded them because they were supposed to be dignified ambassadors for Britain flappity or have I misread the rulebook?

Anyone can flash their arse in public, but you wouldn't catch me curtseying to them and co-funding their security detail afterwards.

Why doesn't she does weight her sodding hems? Or wear proper knickers?

Agree, it would be pretty easy to avoid this situation so I can only conclude that either she doesn't care, or she's actively focusing attention on her peachy arse to get the world to stop fetishing her sister's.

cross post sorry

Ok, I'm going to try to piece this together using the clues you have left for us!

A photo has been taken of Kate Middleton, having a fairly insignificant wardrobe malfunction. I'm going to risk making an ass of myself and assume a lightweight material combined with the rotors on a helicopter lifted her skirt slightly.

Evidence of this can be found in an online newspaper, the very same online paper you have given us the front page for.

In order to highlight the relative pertness of Kate's arse, a picture has been produced melding her wardrobe malfunction with two other women with bigger arses. This could be a Royal Lizard Family plot to distract you from Kate's royal arse cheeks by way of "christ, baby got back!"

The complexity of the above, coupled with the realisation that members of the Royal family posses arse cheeks, and all that implies, has led you to lose all faith in the royal family in general.

Phew. I better be right after all that.

Yes fideline I think you're extremely odd posting pictures of womens' bottoms online.

Hmm you might have a point.

I only went in search of sleb gossip to distract me from the UKIP stuff. I really didn't need my sense of normality messed with any further

Well, I don't think we should be funding them for anything, so tbh the weightedness or otherwise of her hems is the least of my problem with the royals.

I don't think you should link to people's bare bottoms but I do think Kate should be getting some weights sewn into her dresses. This is about the third time she's flashed too much, bit funny the first time, it's just getting silly now.

Not sure that is her Fideline, and who is the other woman with the massive arse?