Meet the Other Phone. Child-safe in minutes.

Meet the Other Phone.
Child-safe in minutes.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

508 replies

FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 19:18

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just Shock

OP posts:
SueDNim · 26/05/2014 22:24

Pornographic? Have you ever seen pornography?

FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 22:25

@ SirC

Voodoo the shot is clearly one from a series - hardly an upskirt shot.

I think given the circs (helicopter, floaty, unweighted dress, commando/g string, no attempt to hold dress) the possibility of buttock exposure in front of cameras was quite capable of anticipation. In which case there is no 'victim' and so any discussion on 'victim-blaming' is a bit redundant really.

OP posts:
FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 22:31

And the photograph and photographer are incidental really. Every time she allows this to happen in public, it is in front of a large number of people.

I can't imagine any professional woman of my acquaintance allowing it to happen to her at work.

OP posts:
AlexReidsLonelyBraincell · 26/05/2014 22:34

I'm already practicing my "i'm not a sexual deviant, I just like the feel of wind up my arse' face.

Grin I imagine that face to look just like that arched eyebrow, oh so ironical expression Caitlin Moran pulls at every opportunity.

Onesleeptillwembley · 26/05/2014 22:35

Fideline the difference is you said professional although you'd only need to be decent, not professional to keep on doing that Frankly, she only ever gets off her arse to flash it. She once had a part time job she was rarely at and still couldn't manage it. She's frankly a liability and an embarrassment.

Voodoobooboo · 26/05/2014 22:36

How often do you weight your hems in case a gust of wind catches your skirt? In my case, never, not once. I just think it is an inappropriate and indecent image and I fail to see why SHE is being enviscerated by commentators and the photographer and news editors are not.

AlexReidsLonelyBraincell · 26/05/2014 22:37

Kate and her on purpose arse flashing is like a modern day version of that poster - the one of the tennis player scratching her arse. Wills must like it.

FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 22:38

Ha! That sounds awfully erm specific

This^ was in answer to this;

I'm already practicing my "i'm not a sexual deviant, I just like the feel of wind up my arse' face.

I managed to miss oldgrandma's Fenwick anecdote entirely Blush

OP posts:
FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 22:43

oldgrandma they just told you both to go? I can see how it must have seemed odd Grin

voodoo come off it - all the royals weight their hems for good reason.

OP posts:
FernArable · 26/05/2014 22:43

Nothing wrong with liking the feel of wind up your arse. AlexReid that is exactly what the face is modelled on. Grin

FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 22:45

She's frankly a liability and an embarrassment.

She's getting that way wembley

OP posts:
TillyTellTale · 26/05/2014 22:48

SueDNim

If it wasn't pornographic, BILD wouldn't have printed it!

According toDer Spiegel,Bildis a newspaper that flies just under the nonsense threshold of American and British tabloids. For the German desperate, it is a daily dose of high-resolution soft porn.[6]

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bild

AlexReidsLonelyBraincell · 26/05/2014 22:49

I knew it. I could see it in my minds eye from your very description. Grin

FernArable · 26/05/2014 22:56
Wink
FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 22:58

Now Caitlin Moran would make an interesting queen....

OP posts:
TillyTellTale · 26/05/2014 23:02
FidelineandFumblin · 26/05/2014 23:04
OP posts:
oldgrandmama · 26/05/2014 23:10

Marilyn Monroe did it lots better in the film 'The Seven Year Itch' - see
www.cinemaretro.com/index.php?/archives/2484-PHOTOGRAPHING-MARILYN-MONROE-IN-THE-SEVEN-YEAR-ITCH.html

And she was wearing big knickers, but still looked dead sexy.

cheekygeeky · 26/05/2014 23:12

I think Kate has a very laissez faire attitude to nudity. Remember this is the same woman who changed bikini top and bottom in full view of numerous bodyguards whilst on holiday with her husband.

TillyTellTale · 26/05/2014 23:13
TakeMeUpTheNorthMountain · 26/05/2014 23:17

God how horrible of her!!!

How dare she walk along and LET the wind blow her dress.

She was just asking for the photos to be taken of her arse. Those papparazo had no choice really..

RaspberryRuffle · 26/05/2014 23:39

Couldn't have put it better onesleep
cheekygeeky it's fine to have a relaxed attitude to nudity, I do myself, but then the public aren't paying for me to represent them around the world, and be an ambassador for our country, whilst flashing the royal buttcheeks!

Caitlin17 · 27/05/2014 00:39

I'm already practicing my "i'm not a sexual deviant, I just like the feel of wind up my arse' face

I imagine that face to look just like that arched eyebrow, oh so ironical expression Caitlin Moran pulls at every opportunity

Quoting both of you. It's just wonderful when someone puts in to words something one couldn't quite articulate. Goodness is she annoying?

FidelineandFumblin · 27/05/2014 00:50

Marilyn Monroe did it lots better in the film 'The Seven Year Itch

Oh yes.

How dare she walk along and LET the wind blow her dress.
She was just asking for the photos to be taken of her arse. Those papparazo had no choice really..

Fair point TakeMe, after all, nobody critizices when these things happen to HM Queen, do they? Ah no wait....

but then the public aren't paying for me to represent them around the world, and be an ambassador for our country, whilst flashing the royal buttcheeks!

Should have got your self a better mumager Raspberry Grin

OP posts:
trufflesnout · 27/05/2014 02:09

She nearly flashed the front in Aus. I reckon one day we'll get a face full of fanny and suddenly it'll be all trouser suits for KMid.