to think anyone member of the RF who wilfully runs the risks of exposing her buttocks to the world..

[FidelineandFumblin]

...whilst on a public engagement must have either a) a screw loose or b) major exhibistionistic tendencies?

She has clearly made a policy of eschewing hem weights.

She knew she would be getting into a helicopter.

It looks like she is commando, although I suppose there is the possibility of a dental floss g-string.

I'm just

And you must dedicate the book to Katie Middleton-Wales

That strapless thing is just gaffer tape on your . Not ground breaking.

Removing it must be eye-watering, surely??

I can't believe how blase you all are about giant fanny plasters! I feel quite provincial suddenly

Good name for a band. "Tiggy D and the Giant Fanny Plasters".

You could record "Oi Katie wheres your knickers" as per "OldGrand"'s suggestion upthread. A punk version of course.

I can't believe how blase you all are about giant fanny plasters!

They could still be better than the alternative, Fide

About the only time I went commando - I can't believe I'm posting this - was under a full, long indian skirt. Everything was fine (and beautifully cool) until a waitress spilled a load of water in my lap. Would madam like to take her skirt off in the staff area so they could dry it? No, madam wouldn't .....

No, madam wouldn't