To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

Mince rinse?

I have a laxative and a can of polish

Yet, I still can't give a shiny shit about it

Rinsing mince is wrong!
There is no arguing with such fuckwittery

My god mince rinsing is so 2011. Can't we move on, hun?

Rinsing the mince sounds like a euphemism. Ew.

I wish I could give a shit, shiny or otherwise thank you pg constipation

It makes it lovely and tender when you rinse mince.

What are you rinsing the mince of? Ive never heard of this before.

I have a toilet brush.
I rarely cook from scratch.
I do not drink wine.

I dont like bars of chocolate.

I buy my mince from Waitrose

Therefore it comes pr-rinsed in the tears of angels in heaven.

I kick my kids and once almost kicked someone else's in tesco

I eat tubs of ben and jerrys in one sitting

I'm not wearing any knickers

I rinse my Waitrose mince

It gets all the fat off after it's browned. Less grease more yum

The knickers thing was one piece of information too far.

you cook it THEN rinse it

UGH

I do give a teeny tiny shite about that, its weird, gross and unnecessary

Rinse the mince sounds wrong even to someone as innocent as me

I never rinse mince, thats a new one on me. I do drink wine though.

I have chicken breasts defrosting for dinner tonight. I shan't be rinsing them either.

Rinsing mince is entirely normal. What all sane people do.

innocent? SP? really?

Caff2 is also weird

Don't rinse chicken. Terribly unhygienic.

A woman on CDWM rinsed her mince last week and DD shouted "look Mummy, she must be a Mumsnetter"

You rinse after cooking?

well, while we're confessing:
I have loo brushes (and use them)
I am planning a Christmas eve hamper

... have lots of photos of the kids up on a wall

have an artificial Christmas tree & hate real ones - feckin horrible smell

just to pre-empt - everyone I know calls him Santa. I know not a single person in real life who actually uses the phrase Father Christmas - it used to make us laugh when it was used in Blue Peter

What the hell? You wash the flavour off your food?

Have I missed something? I've never heard of this before.

Who the jeff rinses mince?!? What is the point? Who has that much time in their life?!?

I know people that boil mince before browning in a pan

Why must people mess with mince? .... I'm going to start a petition.