To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

[PacificDogwood]

Wait, wait, you rinse your mince after it has browned??
Really?

Other than that I don't give a shiny shit

[HoneyDragon]

Your not rinsing the flavour off

[OHforDUCKScake]

I thought Santa was american and Father Christmas was british?

[PacificDogwood]

No you're just adding yummy-yummy flavoursome water

Oh wait...

[PacificDogwood]

My kids get the occasional fruitshoot.
And Gregg's sausage rolls.
Sometimes at the same time
I have twiggy shit (no pebbles, no fairy lights though)

I like but would prefer a [white wine]

[HoneyDragon]

It's literally in a colander quick rinse with hot water from the kettle. No more grease.

[Mandy2003]

No-one has admitted to having a Rug of Piss in their bathroom yet...

[BuzzardBird]

I like this idea...I put my duvets in my pillowcases too.

[AryaofhouseSnark]

I don't like cake.

[AryaofhouseSnark]

What's a rug of piss ?

[PacificDogwood]

Deffo no rugs of piss here

[PacificDogwood]

Rug of Piss in piss colour

[Fillybuster]

I'm confused by mince-rinsing. I mean, why? And does it make a difference that I mostly use chicken mince?

Apart from that:

I have a wall of dc photos

I have toilet brushes

I have pebbles, rocks, shells and twiggy shit.

Bugger

[misskatamari]

Doesn't everyone have a loo brush? How do you clean a loo properly without one?

[AryaofhouseSnark]

Oh I see, thanks Pacific, no we just have a big cold wet patch on the bathroom floor. Thanks dts.

[TheHeadlessLadyofCannock]

I don't know who Matthew Wright is.

'rinse my mince' sounds a bit like a dubious euphemism. I don't know what for.

Am having a mini-hoick of my judgypants about 'Hun' though.

I don't have a tumble-dryer so dry clothes on hangers in the living room and over radiators. I've seen cat's-bum-mouthing on here about this.

I have fairy lights and I LOVE them.

I don't drink wine.

I don't care if someone is a full-time SAHM and has a cleaner/nanny/ live-in pedicurist.

[AryaofhouseSnark]

I have wallpaper with photo frames on it -as a pattern, on purpose. It's in our hallway and full of cheeses photos of us including the cat.

[Jolleigh]

I admit to having a rug of piss (that's washed every few days) as I'm horrendously accident prone and last year I slipped and twatted my head off the wash basin. It's less of a pain in the arse to wash a rug than it is to wash them rubbery things.

And anyone rinsing off cooked mince is washing off flavour. Can you imagine what Gordon Ramsey would say?!

[PacificDogwood]

Ooh, I would love a live-in pedicurist - where can I get one??

Arya, I live with 5 penises

I don't give a shiny shit about 'risk assessments' and Elf and Safety

[Jolleigh]

What exactly do people use if they don't have a loo brush?

[PacificDogwood]

I am not allowed a loo brush due to my controlling anally-retentive weird DH thinking them unhygienic.

So we have a guaranteed-to-destroy-the-planet ToiletDuck thingies . Which DH cleans the toilet with

[HoneyDragon]

In not washing off the flavour. I did a controlled experiment.

[stickysausages]

No toilet brush here, 'orrid things!! Covered in shit, pubes, paper... make my skin crawl. A good squirt of under the rim, flushable paradise wipes for anything stubborn...