To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

Oh yes maryz when they used lard too - and for roast pots not poncy goose fat for £4.00 a jar.

It's LARD people, thats what you need for your pots and parsnips this Christmas - well thats a bit more simplfying done IMO.

Which one? About toilets or people with unhealthy habits living a long time??

PCD have you tried Wilkos or Lakeland you know such domesticated shops and that ilk

Well I find it fascintating maryz saves her poos for ikea. God who knew them red 'family' cards stretched that far

PCD half a dozen LOL at a 'big' tescos somewhere calling you a RL poo troll

i'll stop posting now I will

Would Lakeland lower themselves to be stocking ToiletDuck consumables? I think not

feeling, we have a 'little' Tesco (in the village, walking distance) and a 'big' Tesco (3mi away, better stocked)
Yep, the poo troll, c'est moi!!

best look ot for that Betterware catalogue then PCD and in true MN feministo style - why doesnt DH sort out the toilet brush issue if it bother him - maybe you should get him one for Christmas for a laugh - or woud he not think that funny.

We have a little tesco's though how it is still little with the amount of post school post bed time runs we do for the nuaghty extras I'll never know. I dont like going to our big one - ive got very snobby bout it bbut htats for another thread.

Oh, I've just had a ranty thread about Tesco, no need to be nice about it.

As DH does most of the toilet cleaning, I don't feel I can complain .
And he is training DS1-4 to not dribble/wipe up after dribbles/lift seat AND put seat back down.
So my interest in toilet cleaning issues is more theoretical.

The loo roll however...

I haven't read any of the thread but just wanted to say you are wrong on every front.

Well what are you dithering about women!

Well my senitents about tescos are it always seems to have smelly people in the unwashed kind. Asda - and I'd bet my chuffin house on it that it aways has some twats standing outside smoking in doorway - move the fuck away, away from my kids. When I smoked I never smoked near other people unless it was in the outdoor bit of pubs in latter years.

It boils my piss it does. So my guilty pleasure is M & S. spend less as less to buy.

Look, rinsing mince is bad for you! This is not a Daily Fail link but it was in there too so it must be true!

Our big Tesco has just been done up so is ok, Asda on the other hand requires a shower when you get home, in fact a full decontamination unit would be good

13?

My DS is nearly 8. The skids are deinately inherited from DH. I have trained him now to wipe arse, wipe bowl. But only just.

Don't ever look at your bathroom walls next to toilet in full sunlight - you will see them, the splashes.

I now clean said piss of walls - and by god I let them know about it.

I do not just like Mathew Wright I love him

Rinsing mince is just odd. Ex used to before it was cooked but he also added cucumber to stirfry's

I love bleach lots is tipped down the toilet and I have a bleaching day every few months I get high on the stuff while cleaning

I am trying to train mine to do nothing but ghosts
Works better for constipated offspring...

nice link PCD

Freud how fucked up would it be for you then of Mathew turned up naked cept ofr apron but rinsing mince, in your kitchen on a bleaching day...now what would you do?

I park in the mother and baby bays.. I have a toilet brush.

rinsing mince is unhinged.

I don't have a baby I just do. I shoplift from Netto as well.

Well if mince-rinsing is frowned upon, what I do with mine must be considered reprehensible... If making anything involving mince, I boil the (steak) mince the night before, leave it to cool overnight, then scoop the solidified, congealed fat off the top the following evening and use the mince in whatever it is I'm cooking .

I have no idea feelingood am anxious now what if Mr Wright does not share my love of bleach

I am not sure I could get over that along with the mince washing :( tragically for us love does not conquer all :( :( :(

HoneyD

I care about absolutely everything you do.

especially when you are being a klutz!

Well, I googled MR.
When you say "like"......