To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

[ChrisTheSheep]

I have a rug of piss in the bathroom, but it's from John Lewis, so does that make it posh? I also have toilet brushes, but I keep them clean.

Have never heard of rinsing mince! I couldn't shop in Waitrose, even if I could afford it, because I'd be sure that the staff were secretly judging me for not being posh enough. Booths is my fantasy, winning-the-lottery shop. Oh, Booths: in Lytham I miss you and your delicious goodies.

[ChrisTheSheep]

Or even "Oh Booths in Lytham: I miss you"...

[fifi669]

I don't have a rug of piss and I don't rinse my mince. Pretty sure mum is a boiler though which seems wrong?

It is most definitely Father Christmas.....

Last night was the first time I've watched an episode of I'm a celeb and I've never seen TOWIE, Geordie shore or the other one.... Made in Chelsea?

[PacificDogwood]

Poo, mince and Santa Claus on one thread. I think this might be one of my finer moments

Yes, it is, HoneyDragon, it is indeed

[HoneyDragon]

Thanks Pdog

[Crinkle77]

YANBU about Matthew Wright. I love him and his show on C5

[wigglesrock]

HoneyDragon stirling work indeed - in the words of the Ambassador "you are truly spoiling us"

[fanjofarrow]

Rinsing mince? What is this tomfoolery?

fifi I've never seen any of those shows either.

[TEEurkeyDay]

I don't know PD. Can she really top 'I've Immaced the baby'?

[Bettercallsaul1]

I call the lavatory the toilet and have a lounge in my house. Don't rinse mince, though, so at least one redeeming feature.

[Stropzilla]

I don't eat Ham, naice or otherwise.

[fanjofarrow]

Ah, I understand the mince rinsing thing now (although it does sound like a dodgy euphemism.) DP is the chef in our house, thankfully. He drains the fat off the mince, he doesn't wash it under the tap though!

[TheRealAmandaClarke]

I have a lounge

[HoneyDragon]

Rinsing raw mince spreads bacteria.

Rinsing browned mince in boiling water doesn't.

I fear my cooking method for the worlds best chicken in white wine sauce would send you all over the edge.

[Shelbury]

I'm finding it hard to alternate between mince rinsing and toilet brushing.

Now it's occurred to me that "rinsing the mince" could be a viable alternative to "dropping the kids off at the pool" - obviously depending on the consistency of your ahem number twos...

[SmiteYouWithThunderbolts]

I own and use loo brushes
My kids drink Fruit Shoots
I have - once - bought Greggs frozen sausage rolls from Iceland. They were bloody delicious.

[morethanpotatoprints]

It has to be Father Christmas as Santa is an anagram of the one we don't mention.

[Shelbury]

I used to work as a checkout girl in Iceland

But I've never set foot in a Nandos

[madmomma]

I rinse my quorn mince in piss to add flavour

[HoneyDragon]

I don't drain the fat down the sink I have a washing up bowl

[TEEurkeyDay]

So you have a washing up bowl full of fat?

[PacificDogwood]

the worlds best chicken in white wine sauce
Ok, then, amaze us and send us over the edge

Tee, there's also the "I dyed the baby blue"...