To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

I have a rug of piss in the bathroom, but it's from John Lewis, so does that make it posh? I also have toilet brushes, but I keep them clean.

Have never heard of rinsing mince! I couldn't shop in Waitrose, even if I could afford it, because I'd be sure that the staff were secretly judging me for not being posh enough. Booths is my fantasy, winning-the-lottery shop. Oh, Booths: in Lytham I miss you and your delicious goodies.

Or even "Oh Booths in Lytham: I miss you"...

I don't have a rug of piss and I don't rinse my mince. Pretty sure mum is a boiler though which seems wrong?

It is most definitely Father Christmas.....

Last night was the first time I've watched an episode of I'm a celeb and I've never seen TOWIE, Geordie shore or the other one.... Made in Chelsea?

Poo, mince and Santa Claus on one thread. I think this might be one of my finer moments

Yes, it is, HoneyDragon, it is indeed

Thanks Pdog

YANBU about Matthew Wright. I love him and his show on C5

HoneyDragon stirling work indeed - in the words of the Ambassador "you are truly spoiling us"

Rinsing mince? What is this tomfoolery?

fifi I've never seen any of those shows either.

I don't know PD. Can she really top 'I've Immaced the baby'?

I call the lavatory the toilet and have a lounge in my house. Don't rinse mince, though, so at least one redeeming feature.

I don't eat Ham, naice or otherwise.

Ah, I understand the mince rinsing thing now (although it does sound like a dodgy euphemism.) DP is the chef in our house, thankfully. He drains the fat off the mince, he doesn't wash it under the tap though!

I have a lounge

Rinsing raw mince spreads bacteria.

Rinsing browned mince in boiling water doesn't.

I fear my cooking method for the worlds best chicken in white wine sauce would send you all over the edge.

I'm finding it hard to alternate between mince rinsing and toilet brushing.

Now it's occurred to me that "rinsing the mince" could be a viable alternative to "dropping the kids off at the pool" - obviously depending on the consistency of your ahem number twos...

I own and use loo brushes
My kids drink Fruit Shoots
I have - once - bought Greggs frozen sausage rolls from Iceland. They were bloody delicious.

It has to be Father Christmas as Santa is an anagram of the one we don't mention.

I used to work as a checkout girl in Iceland

But I've never set foot in a Nandos

I rinse my quorn mince in piss to add flavour

I don't drain the fat down the sink I have a washing up bowl

So you have a washing up bowl full of fat?

the worlds best chicken in white wine sauce
Ok, then, amaze us and send us over the edge

Tee, there's also the "I dyed the baby blue"...