To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

[HoneyDragon]

It gets tipped in the garden rather than down the sink .... I don't collect it

[TEEurkeyDay]

True PD. Hard to decide which is better.

[PacificDogwood]

I dare you, I double-dare you, Honey...

[TEEurkeyDay]

We're trying Maryz but HQ will not give me a turkey smile.

Or pilgrim hats.

::sulking::

[PacificDogwood]

You've still got a couple of weeks to bribe change their minds, Tee.

Pilgrim hats and Indian feathered headbands please

[HoneyDragon]

The secret is to deal the chicken, then talent out the pan and cook it in chicken stock while you then get in and make the sauce. Then add it back to the sauce.

Means you get a lovely rich creamy mushroom sauce and perfect moist chicken. Yum.

[PacificDogwood]

Oh sorry, Native Americans

And, Honey, eh??
Now you are just going out of your way to confuse me... easily done, mind

[SecretNutellaFix]

You like Matthew Wright?

That's it, you've almost crossed the line.

[HoneyDragon]

I'd love thanksgiving on Mumsnet

[SecretNutellaFix]

Are you on a ShitePhone, Honey?

That made as much sense as Welsh does to someone from Russia.

[HoneyDragon]

I've just updated my phone and blips autocorrecting weirdly

[HoneyDragon]

Aaaaaaaaafgh!!!!!!

[HoneyDragon]

Seal the chicken in a pan. Then take out pan and cook in chicken stock.

[PacificDogwood]

Ah!
That makes FAR more sense than your previous post.
Or rinsing the mince

I am undecided on the MW thing as he quoted me once

[timidviper]

I had forgotten about "I rinse my minge" , it is indeed an unholy habit. I'm intrigued by the shocking chicken recipe though

ChrisTheSheep I was in Booths in Lytham last week, even had lunch there and everyfink

HoneyDragon Do you have a special fatpit? Or can you skate in your garden?

[HoneyDragon]

When the ice caps melt you'll all want to live on my garden fatherg.

Yes I remember you being quoted

I've been on twice.
Once my email about gay hamsters derailed the show. The other time I was on the phone talking about my university.

[HoneyDragon]

Fatberg!!!!!!

It took me ages to sort this phone out and now Apple have fucked my autocorrect!

[TEEurkeyDay]

Thank you MaryZ. I have a thread upon which AmyHQ has posted her distress about my request.

[PacificDogwood]

Oooooh, he actually spoke to you, Honey?

[HoneyDragon]

Yes, I was on for ages as all the panel kept asking me questions

[Finola1step]

I like eating ready meals.
I don't always buy naice ham.
I call him Father Christmas. Not Santa!