To think that none of you give a shiny shit that I

[HoneyDragon]

Like Matthew Wright
Rinse my mince
And sometimes call people Hun on Facebook

you wash mince?! wtf. yes to draining any fat off but you dont need to wash it to do that!

we dont have a rug of piss, infact when we moved into this house one of the first things we did was rip up thr carpet in the bathroom.

i dont like wine, infact i dont drink very often but when i do i drink rum.

What would happen if someone did give a shit/toss/fuck/whatever?

Genuine question. It's an odd phrase and I always wonder.

It appears IABU. People really do care about mince rinsing, even more than child kicking.

Please could someone just clarify the mince rinsing......is it before or after browning?

After browning

Brown mince, them put in colander to drain off fat then pour boiling water over it while still in colander to remove grease.

Who is Matthew Wright?

And wtf is wrong with calling FC Father Christmas?

I CBA to brown the mince to start with (slow cooker fan) so rinsing as well seems like an additional step I can do without.

The issue isn't calling him FC. It's calling him Santa Claus.

Apparently that's 'American' or something so evil that I can't even repeat it like that.

What about when there's a sticky poo that won't budge?!

misskatamari, pour in fuckloads of bleach, close lid, go away for a bit, pray, return to find sticky poo totally vanished.

Ahhh I do that most of the time - sometimes DH leaves ones that won't budge tho - which is when the brush comes out (along with more bleach!!) I do agree they are gross tho. I once saw one for sale in a charity shop! WHY!?!

Oh, my experience was one that wouldn't budge, not just skidmarks. The bleach just dissolved the bastard.

It was like a scene from Breaking Bad.

Poo, mince and Santa Claus on one thread. I think this might be one of my finer moments

I read 'Rinse my mince' as a kind of Alan Partridge-esque retort. Like Kiss my face.

'I like Matthew Wright. Rinse my mince!'

I don't rinse mince
I dislike Matthew Wright
I have a toilet brush
I have a piss mat ( well several they get replaced every day)

Is this a good time to mention that I quite like lemon drizzle cake?

Autumn

Thanks Tee. I like to use both. Does that make me cosmopolitan?
Or indecisive?

So, I have google Matthew Wright then. Because I seem to be the only one who doesn't know who he is.

Go with cosmopolitan. ::nods::

Amanda, revolutionary is what you are.

Matthew Wright is Jeremy Vine in my head. Even though he isn't. Obviously.

Noooooo. Mince needs the blood in it to taste of anything at all. No rinsing.

Never mind Hon.

At least you didn't Rinse your Minge in your thread title and end up with three quarters of MN taking the piss for the next six hours.

(Can't find that thread, must have been in Chat and it doesn't seem to been put in Classics)

I also light candles