to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

[ElizabethBathory]

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Yes.

absolutely yes.

and children could be children and not grow up by the time theyre 10!!!

Last time I checked men were definitely real. Taking up space that can't be occupied by another solid object at the same time and everything.

Never met one that wasn't real yet. Or a surreal one for that matter.

Not unreasonable if you can remember where you left your towel

YANBU so long as you know where your towel is. ..

This must be Thursday.I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

X-post!

Don't Panic, OP.

Take the edge off with a pangalactic gargleblaster?

Not really, I think thats the time when you took the washing down to the lake to wash them.

Wouldn't mind a real man in possibly a Mr Darcy shape?

Or is that back too far?

mrsmalcolmreynolds
Perhaps the dolphins could help OP...

No, I want my man to iron, change nappies, do childcare, do housework and cook and I want to be able to earn money.
I prefer it when he's decisive and masterful rather than vague and helpless though.
I dislike the sort of "real women" who are over made up, screechy and giggly. You can keep them too.
Androgeny rules!

And ducks were ducks.

Forty-two.

never date a man that doesn't look good in a high vis

You are all hoopy froods.

Sorry I disappeared for a while. Marvin phoned up to wash his head at me.

I was supposed to be going to watch Hitchikers tonight

Too bloody right, AND I know where my towel is ...

Brain the size of a planet and what's he spending his time doing?

you can tell who the nerds are and who the normal people are on this thread. There are 2 different conversations going on here.

So long and thanks for all the fish!

Ive got this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...

I prefer the term geek, personally