to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

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women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Sorry. Geek. Of course. I got distracted by the smug elevator.

Glad to be of service.

Brain the size of a planet and what am I doing? Answering you lot.
Don't try and outweird me. I get stranger things than you with my breakfast cereal.

Well you found the notice didn't you?

Yes, I did. It was in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying beware of the leopard. Ever thought of going into advertising?

I wonder what will happen, if I press this red button?

You guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

Our what Sir? The phone Sir!

I teleported home one night
With Ron and Sid and Meg.
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg.

Oh no, not again.

I don't mean to interrupt any of you but there is an infinite number of monkeys out here that want to talk to you about this script for Hamlet they have written...

Belgium man Belgium!

What's this rushing up to meet me, I wonder if it will be my friend?

Eddie's in the space time continuum.

If you have done 6 impossible things before breakfast, why not round it off at Milliways.

This is my kill Arthur Dent body!

What do you get if you multiply six by nine?

Life?! Don't talk to me about life.

Holy Zarquon

Right, time for a cup of something almost but not totally completely unlike tea ...

A philosophers' strike? Who will that inconvenience?

Where did all the normal people go?

What's so bad about being drunk?

You ask a glass of water.

Ugh there's mice on the table.

... then I decided that I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. I kept myself amused all that time jumping in and out of a gin and tonic.

So long and thanks for all the fish!