to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

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women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off

I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but.....

I call shotgun.

what was the question again?

Is spending a year dead, for tax reasons.

I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

Dingo's kidneys.

....I will ask the chef

We'll meet the meat.

Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!

Which was odd, because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

Is there any tea on this spaceship?

Space is big. Really big.

Ha ha ha. I love this - why have I never met anyone in real life who's read these books. Probably because my name is Slartibartfast.

Oh dear. I am a complex woman, with a real and an imaginary component.

The mattress flurred and glurried.

But what are the mice going to think? After all, they are the ones paying for it.

Mice? What do you mean mice? I think we must be talking at cross purposes.

The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
name change inspired by this thread

The dolphins did try to warn us...

We're all going to die from our unsanitary telephones anyway so what's the point?

PS Hotblack Desiato are real ! I got the shock of my life when I moved down to London 25 years ago and saw an estate agent's sign with that name on it in Islington!

Interesting, I always thought it was the horses

I wish I had a Heart of Gold

I guess that's a bit improbable...

And I quite like cricket.

You're all a load of useless bloody loonies!

....time for a bath, I think.

Me too Lovecat - that's where DA got the name!

Other civilizations will arise. There will one day be lemon-soaked paper napkins again. Till then, there will be a short delay. Please return to your seats..................