to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

[ElizabethBathory]

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Sorry but my babel fish is playing up so I don't know what's going on..... Still, the best laid plans of mice and men

Is that a Chesterfield sofa?

The loneliness of command.....

Well, one's never alone with a rubber duck!

Poor bastard, probably spelt library with one "r" again.

It's just not krikkit.

Sorry, can't stop long- just off to collect my award for Norway. I always think that fjords give a lovely Baroque feeling to a country........

It's is the thread for me

We have run into a small inflation problem due to high leaf availability. Three deciduous forests currently buy one ship's peanut...

Tell me how good my poem was.......

Da DAH da da da da da dah
Da DAH da da dah

Your poem was Mostly Harmless, Elizabeth.

So it didn't make your small intestine leap up through your neck and throttle your brain, thedoctrine? That's good.

Do people really want nasally fitted fire?

I look dead good in a high vis! I must be real but plastic.

I was just coming on to complete that sentence, only to find you'd beaten me to it!

Go Stick Your Head In A Pig!

Only if you get your post signed in triplicate and buried in a peat bog for 3 months.

Did I do anything wrong today, or has the world always been like this and I've been too wrapped up in myself to notice?

You're turning into a penguin. Stop it

Five Today must be a Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays

Twirls new name.

You want dried leaves? Boiled?

Mr Dent, do you know how damage this bulldozer would suffer, if I let it roll over you? None at all!

This thread just about exactly fails to please the eye

Much better than the Azgoths of Kria Elizabeth