to want to go back to the time when men were REAL men...

[ElizabethBathory]

women were REAL women...

and small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were REAL small, furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

Seven and a half million years...?!?!?!

Has anyone got any recipes for Perfectly Normal Beast?

Festive, I did say I'd have to think about it

We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty

“Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.”

Douglas Adams used to live around the corner in Islington from HBD!

If we're exhausting the HG2G quotes, might I suggest we move on to our favourite definitions from The Meaning of Liff:

Trunch (n.): Instinctive resentment of people younger than you.

thread seems rather short for exhaustive quotes.

I'm more of a radio series gal.

So I said " I never wanted the big banana anyway" ..

won't anyone think of the fjordes

would you die for a fjorde?

It's so black! Light just falls into it

I hosted a celebrity studded fjord-a-thon last spring.

I'd far rather be happy than right any day.

And are you?

No, that's where it falls down of course.

No. That's where it all falls down, of course.

Pity, it sounded like quite a good lifestyle otherwise...

You are my people!

You're so weird you should be in movies

They've given me Africa to do and of course I'm doing it with all fjords again because I happen to like them, and I'm old fashioned enough to think that they give a lovely baroque feel to a continent.

I seemed to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle