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PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

215 replies

Hullygully · 21/06/2013 12:46

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

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lemonmuffin · 23/06/2013 21:54

I quite like getting cock photos from a new boyfriend tbh.

Not off some random stranger obviously. But from someone you've been seeing for a while and already slept with, it can be quite a turn on.

As always, people are different though. Maybe it's an age thing.

LackaDAISYcal · 23/06/2013 22:04

I'm seriously contemplating joing a dating website just so I can get sent some cockshots. This is a whole dating area that I will probably never ever have experience of (though a male friend at high school did make me an 18th birthday card of a man in a black mac and when you opened it up he was a flasher complete with pop-up cock, if that counts?)

However, I can just imagine DH's post on mumsnetwidower.com "Just found out my wife has joined a dating website and has hundreds of photos of random cocks on her phone, what should I do?"

The overwhelming response...

Leave the bitch!

NigellaEllaElla · 23/06/2013 22:05

I have not laughed this much in forever!!! I am shaking and crying with laughter. Absolutely brilliant. Loving the outrage and in particular the shock at the "cum video"

For the record I haven't been sent a penis pic. I am very, very glad about this.

mercury7 · 23/06/2013 22:13

I once encountered a skype flasher, I hung up the second I realised what was happening...he pestered me by text asking why I'd hung up, I ignored him for a while, then sent a reply to shut him up...he tried to pretend it was an accidentShock

drfayray · 24/06/2013 02:25

I am 51 and get them Hmm
I really wish they wouldn't.
But it is a way to weed out the fuckwitts.

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 08:19

I wonder how many ohdearlordfuckoffyouvilescumbags they have to get before they realise it isn't working?

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AnyFucker · 24/06/2013 09:23

Well, these blokes a bit dim, they probably don't connect the dots in their lives generally so I suppose they just keep doing it in the face of derision and contempt.

Very sad

AnyFucker · 24/06/2013 09:23

*are

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 09:25

It's...weird

I think the thrill must be in the sending, the exhibitionism of it, rather than in the hoped for reception.

Like: here is my DICK

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mercury7 · 24/06/2013 09:35

exactement!
It's the only sexual thrill they get:0

ArbitraryUsername · 24/06/2013 09:38

They probably count any response, however disparaging, as a success.

WildlingPrincess · 24/06/2013 09:39

Knew this would be about online dating! I've received them before. None were anything to write home about.

peeriebear · 24/06/2013 09:43

I received a dick photo from the assistant DA of Bronx County once (I am in East Midlands!)
That was a strange time in my life...

PostBellumBugsy · 24/06/2013 10:09

I don't think they get a particular thrill from sending out their nob shots, because I don't think it is a big deal for them. I think they are hoping for reciprocal shots & that is where the thrill lies.

Online dating is a numbers game. If you send enough women a shot of your nob, with a request for a reciprocal photo, you will probably get a few back. It is the same as if you start the 'sext' talk with enough women, then some will reciprocate. There is almost a formula feel to some of these online conversations sometimes and you can anticipate exactly where it will end up with the bloody nob shot.

Maybe I'm very cynical and other ODers will have a different perception.

Hullygully · 24/06/2013 10:59

You're probs right postbellum

But I can't bear to think so, it's too awfully horribly depressing

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