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PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

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Hullygully · 21/06/2013 12:46

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

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ElectricSoftParade · 21/06/2013 14:37

Happily I haven't received any willy pics but, a couple of years ago, some mothers at our school started to receive vids of a man having a wank. Four or five women received them and obviously chatted about them. All of them were bemused as they had no idea who was sending these intimate vids.

The sender was finally revealed as, although he didn't show his face at all, he had a very distinctive tattoo. On his hand Grin.

He has since then been known as Wanky Dad.

gymboywalton · 21/06/2013 14:38

this is one of the reasons that i am glad that i am 40 and that i met my husband at 20

really really glad

rednellie · 21/06/2013 14:40

Slightly off topic, but on the subject of dressing up as a vagina I was at university with a girl who made an amazing Halloween Costume of lady bits. She made it out of velvet and all sorts of lovely satiny type materials. It was really rather beautiful, if slightly disquieting. If you imagine someone in one of those hot dog outfits, but instead of a bun and a sausage, she had the various lips, clitoris etc and a deep hole in the middle (where she was...hard to explain).

She did have a little string coming out of it too, I thought that was going a bit far...

rednellie · 21/06/2013 14:41

And I don't get penis photos. Have never received one. Think it's utterly disgusting and I'm not that old.

Original poster
Hullygully · 21/06/2013 14:41

Love "unrequited knobbage"

and "There it is, the thing that might go up me"

hahahaha

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Buzzardbird · 21/06/2013 14:41

My friend's dh asked me if he could send me a picture of his penis. Hmm. I told him if he wanted to send me a pic of a massive cock then his face would cover that!....knob

Original poster
Hullygully · 21/06/2013 14:51

what is wrong with everyone?

really?

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theoldtrout01876 · 21/06/2013 14:53

Any one old enough to remember eyeball?

I went there as an internet newbie many years ago. God what an eye opener that was :o

It was not a "chat room" at that point. Just a list of names and you clicked on anyone you wanted. was weird.

I had an old slow pc and dial up connection,was before broadband, ( Im old too). All these years later I still remember the window opening to some naked dude in a cowboy hat having a wank. I was horrified and frantically tried to shut the window but it wouldnt shut. I can laugh now but at the time I was horrified,frantically clicking close before one of my kids saw and it just wouldnt go away. I learned my lesson that day let me tell you but still used to stumble across such things frequently. I had quite an extensive collection of penis shots at one point,my mate and I used to do a weekly share and compare of what wed collected through the week :o

bluebell8782 · 21/06/2013 14:54

My DH has sent me pics of himself 'standing to attention' when I'm away. He'll say 'missing you' or something like that - I love it!

They aren't the prettiest looking things but it's his and I love him and find him very sexy so I don't think it's disgusting at all! Makes me smile and gets me going.

Unwanted random nobbly knobs are, however..

BTW... off the subject but I have wondered ... if a man exposes himself in the street to a female I image most would be upset, some would laugh and some would report - would most men react the same if a woman exposed her boobs randomly or is it more excepted because women CAN do that on a beach for example?

greenhill · 21/06/2013 14:57

I'm so glad I haven't activated the Internet on my phone. I must be the only person in the country that only uses it for texts and phone calls only.

TBH I don't think I know anyone that would send me pictures like that though...

TantrumsAndBalloons · 21/06/2013 15:03

I may need to have a chat with ds1 tonight.

I am hoping he hasn't sent pictures of his parts to other teenage girls.
It's not something I've ever thought to discuss with him though, you know "hey son, don't take pics of your willy and send it to a girl you like. Because she will think you are an idiot"

SugarandSpice126 · 21/06/2013 15:07

I have sent and received various photos (though never of my foof). BUT I think it's hilarious that some men seem to have this idea that sending a photo of their knob out of the blue would make the receiving woman think 'WOW! I must have that!'..how utterly bizarre.

At university in first year a group of us went on the chatroulette website (finished exams and very bored, please don't judge!). We were greeted mainly by men across the world wanking/with knobs out (cue screeches from us!), looking for similar minded females...though obviously it never quite worked as it's mainly males that go looking for that sort of thing online. I didn't find it even remotely arousing - only a mixture of horror and hysterical laughing! They all looked so proud! I can't imagine many women doing that Confused

YouMakeMeWannaLaLa · 21/06/2013 15:10

I've had these.

It's awful...they are so proud of it and must assume it will give you instant damp-gusset. No

One man I vaguely knew through friends sent me one, and I could see the door to the bathroom ajar in the background and the legs of someone, probably his girlfriend, sat on the loo Shock Now that's low...lower than a standard cock-shot.

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Hullygully · 21/06/2013 15:11

the light dawns...I had been wondering where all the flashers had gone (hundreds when I were a lass) and they are all online. Of course.

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happyyonisleepyyoni · 21/06/2013 15:12

It's truly hilarious that men think this is a turn-on for women.

shows why they are single really.

YouMakeMeWannaLaLa · 21/06/2013 15:18

I just reply 'Here's my pussy', with this attached Wink

freddiefrog · 21/06/2013 15:26

DH and I both got one the other day from a friend

Poor bloke was exchanging naughty texts with his girlfriend and sent his knob and balls in all it's glory to his entire contact list by mistake. Got a very grovelly apology a couple of hours later after he'd got the bollocking of his life from his mum.

FitzgeraldProtagonist · 21/06/2013 15:29

What is that?! I mean, why?! I am in no way prudish, but such a thing would make me hurl. It is just so self congratulatory!

FitzgeraldProtagonist · 21/06/2013 15:29

BAHHaHaaaaa Freddie frog!

MardyBra · 21/06/2013 15:51

Vote for classics. Laughing like a loon. It started when someone said "on a similar vein..." way up thread. Not sure if that was intentional or not,

And the costumes in that newspaper link are inspired. Especially the low-hanging bollocks.

mercury7 · 21/06/2013 15:59

I've had quite a few as a result of online dating...leaves me cold.
An artistic naked pic of a man with a good physique would be ok but men dont seem to have a clue about how to take such pictures of themselves, and not many have good physiques.

I have sent erotic pictures to someone I was involved with, but only because he asked, I'd never send just isolated body parts.

FrauleinF · 21/06/2013 16:05

"the bollocking of his life"

What goes around...

TantrumsAndBalloons · 21/06/2013 16:10

Exactly that mercury

You might as well send a pic of your toenail or something

You cannot just send a pic of your cock. On its own.

It is not sexy or erotic or anything like that.

valiumredhead · 21/06/2013 16:14

Good God no OP!

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