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PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

215 replies

Hullygully · 21/06/2013 12:46

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

OP posts:
FeegleFion · 22/06/2013 11:09

Willy pics are bloody bizarre and just why ? Confused

BasilBabyEater · 22/06/2013 11:39

Have you lot seen this story about a woman who forwarded a man's dick picks to his mum? Very aposite to this thread.

Branleuse · 22/06/2013 16:57

that's horrid about the woman forwarding pics to his mum

honeytea · 22/06/2013 17:17

My lovely dp sent me penis photos, he also sent me photos of the first snow and flowers he had picked for me and a sunset and his new haircut.

I very much enjoyed the penis photos, we had a long distance relationship so I didn't get much chance to see his penis in the flesh ( so to speak) I am very unworldly but from my very limited experience he has a lovely penis so the photos were lovely.

I also sent him photos of me topless.

All this naked photo swapping worked for us, he is a fantastic partenvand a wonderful father.

ShellyBoobs · 22/06/2013 18:12

BasilBabyEater - that's funny and he deserved it.

She didn't need to finish it with a comment about rape, though.

melika · 22/06/2013 18:26

Show me.

badtime · 23/06/2013 11:45

Shelly, it was a comment about 'rape culture', not rape.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture

(fwiw, I think the term is overused, but her comment wasn't as crass as it seems).

badtime · 23/06/2013 11:47

Oops.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_culture

PickledMoomin · 23/06/2013 11:49

An electrician working on my house sent me a picture of his knob. I was horrified and thought it must have been in error. It wasn't!

mercury7 · 23/06/2013 12:05

Pickled, was the sparks knob picture entirely apropos of nothing, or was he genuinely under the impression (however mistaken) that you were sexually interested in him?

PickledMoomin · 23/06/2013 12:53

I have no idea. He hadn't put the picture cost in with the quotation!

peteypiranha · 23/06/2013 13:53

I love getting pics of dhs cock. It gets me in the mood for the evening.

FreudiansSlipper · 23/06/2013 13:56

pickledmoomin i would reported him to his manager (if he has one)

when has it become ok to harass women who either work with you or you have done work for like this

PickledMoomin · 23/06/2013 16:32

I would if it happened now. It was 5 years ago. I'm far less tolerant than I was!

YoniBottsBumgina · 23/06/2013 16:38

I'm 25 and I think I have had a cock photo off every single man who has ever been vaguely interested in me (well, enough to have my email/msn/facebook and let me know about said interest anyway). My friends who I have asked report the same.

You get used to it after the first couple but I am still baffled as to why they think it's attractive Confused TBF the only one I've actually had from DP was sent in an ironic manner, but others weren't and they'd always be badgering you for compliments etc. WTF, it's a cock! I don't care what it looks like, only what you do with it Grin

EllenJanesthickerknickers · 23/06/2013 16:55

Thank God I've never been sent a cock pic! When I found out about my exH's affair I had a quick scan of his emails. He'd sent the OW a penis pic with the caption, 'Look at my tan line!' She emailed back, 'I want to put my face in that, mmmm!' Shock Eeewww. Boak. He was 46, fgs, and it bends to the left.

I have told everybody that I can think of about this. Grin

melika · 23/06/2013 19:48

My God times have changed! It's almost normal to send these? I must be a prude. I think that would put me right off a man if he sent me one.

ExitPursuedByABear · 23/06/2013 20:42

Definitely a generational thing. I am 54 and can confidently say I have never received such a photo.

ArbitraryUsername · 23/06/2013 20:54

I'm 32 and I've never received a penis photo either. I'm very glad of this.

MatureUniStudent · 23/06/2013 21:08

Ellen Grin

IneedAyoniNickname · 23/06/2013 21:22

A guy I recently met online, who previously seemed lovely, sent me a penis.picture. at least I think he did tbh it was so small!.seriously!

AnyFucker · 23/06/2013 21:33

I think we should be positive about the idea of cock pic sending

it makes it easier to weed out the fuckwits, instead of having to date them for a while before you realise they are wastes of oxygen

every cloud...

ArbitraryUsername · 23/06/2013 21:36

Well, yes. Got to look on the bright side...

Artyjools · 23/06/2013 21:42

I just want to thank Mumsnet for making me laugh so much I cried. My husband came in and wondered what was going on. We then walked the dog and I tried to tell him about the man dressed as a penis being attacked and being rescued by a woman dressed as a vagina and I started laughing/crying again. He couldn't get any sense out of me.

We are far too old to understand any of this. I asked him if he would send me a photo of his bits and he said he would when they invented wide-screen phones Grin.

2712 · 23/06/2013 21:46

Can someone please tell me how to share this thread on my facebook as my friends would love it!