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PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

215 replies

Hullygully · 21/06/2013 12:46

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

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mercury7 · 21/06/2013 22:07

not an urban myth and not even rare, certainly not even limited to lads, I've had them from seemingly sober & respectable men, it's as if they completely misunderstand what women find sexually alluring.

Presumably they get negative responses, and yet they persist, I think they must get a thrill out of the exhibitionism?

Triumphoveradversity · 21/06/2013 22:09

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ParadiseChick · 21/06/2013 22:22

I have been don't know enough a sky remote held up against it, to show size comparison I'm guessing.

ParadiseChick · 21/06/2013 22:25

I'll try that again. I've been sent one (cock shot) with a sky remote held up against it...

Hashtagwhatever · 21/06/2013 22:25

paradise

Which was bigger??

Nosey

ParadiseChick · 21/06/2013 22:27

The remote, but not massively!

HighInterestRat · 21/06/2013 23:03

But if I was (hypothetically of course as I'm very married! Grin) looking to meet somebody online for a erm casual encounter rather than a relationship then looks and penis size would be definite criteria for me so I might like to see a picture or two. I don't find penis ' es (?) ugly at all as a rule. Certainly no uglier than female genitalia.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 21/06/2013 23:37

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Littleballofhate · 21/06/2013 23:44

In my first 24 hours on an online dating site I received 56 cock pictures. One chap neglected to send his cock in a picture, just his face. I married him.

SinisterBuggyMonth · 22/06/2013 00:25

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piprabbit · 22/06/2013 00:30

little I think that should be MN quote of the year!

Littleballofhate · 22/06/2013 02:06

Tis true. Five years wedded bliss in July.

amazingmumof6 · 22/06/2013 02:18

no thank you

fanjo neither

amazingmumof6 · 22/06/2013 02:19

little but have you seen his cock yet?Grin

Littleballofhate · 22/06/2013 02:46

Why, yes, yes I have! Grin

EMUZ · 22/06/2013 03:49

It's when they send you the photo with the attached message "what do you think?"
Erm Confused it looks like a penis?!

missingmumxox · 22/06/2013 03:54

little that made me laugh a lot and feel happy a lot,
sinister you clearly do not work in a gender heavy work place, both mine, first female heavy NHS for 18 years and then my new one less than 10% female and only 2 years, would laughed our arses off at (no pictures of nobs sent to inbox)

catgirl1976 · 22/06/2013 08:53

It's happened to me

In fact it was a video of said small penis

I found it neither hot nor acceptable

Twas grim Confused

SolidGoldBrass · 22/06/2013 09:08

many years ago, when I ran a women's porn mag, we had a Readers' Husbands page, and some of our readers would send in quite nice pics of their blokes with nothing on.
However, we also used to get a lot of pics sent in by single men. We had a magnificent collection all over the office wall with disrespectful captions. Finally the MD insisted we took them all down Sad. On the whole it's always seemed to me that men who do this are the ones who are just totally desperate for sex and their whole being is focussed on their bellends. ANd no matter how often you point out to them that this approach won't work, they won't stop.

Lazyjaney · 22/06/2013 09:39

I suspect they do it because it works often enough?

ArtisanLentilWeaver · 22/06/2013 09:43

Am I the only one who felt a little short changed and underwhelmed with Caitlin Moran's Bruce Springsteen pic?

mercury7 · 22/06/2013 10:53

Lazy, I think it only 'works' in the sense that they get some sexual gratification out of doing it, I doubt it ever works as a seduction technique.
I mean the flasher in the park wouldnt be doing his thing if he had a fulfilling sex life would he?

Suspect it's an end in itself rather than a means to an end, and, as Solid says, a sign that he is totally focused on his 'end'

mummymeister · 22/06/2013 11:01

I worked with an older lady once who said she thought all penis's looked like turkeys necks. I now have a male turkey and she is absolutely right. no one falls in love with a picture of genitalia they fall in love with a face and a personality.

Branleuse · 22/06/2013 11:02

i was desperate to get a cock picture from dp before we met, but he wouldnt send me one till after we'd slept together

KatieScarlett2833 · 22/06/2013 11:07

I have never ever been sent a cock shot.
I am very happy indeed about that Smile