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PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

215 replies

Hullygully · 21/06/2013 12:46

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

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StyleManual · 21/06/2013 13:05

OHforDUCKScake - I don't think a photo of your Volvo is as bad a as a willy picture. There's no need to be ashamed of your choice of car.

piprabbit · 21/06/2013 13:06

Do they send pics of their own willies, or someone else's bigger/better willy?

PostBellumBugsy · 21/06/2013 13:06

Like I said on the other thread, about which this thread is about - if you go online dating for casual relationships, you will most likely end up with a collection of nob shots. I do not why or when men became such enthusiastic senders of their nobs - but they seem to have done.

I am a very respectable, naice, mummy of two & I have a collection of nob shots on my phone & even two cum videos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They do not enthrall me in any way at all - other than for entertainment value when I show them to my girlfriends - (yes, they are all unidentifiable, I'm not a complete bitch).

They are invariably accompanied by the request to show them my tits or even my foof - which the answer from me is always "no"! because I don't want to end up even as an anonymous pair of tits passed around the pub one evening for someone's mates to pass comment on

IgnatiusSprat · 21/06/2013 13:08

If they sent you a big of a bigger/better willy, could you sue them for false advertising after you've seen the real thing?

IgnatiusSprat · 21/06/2013 13:09

What is a cum video fgs?! Is that, like, what it sounds like? A video of them ejaculating?? WHY FOR GOD'S SAKE? And why are they still on your phone????? Envy

pigglepaggle · 21/06/2013 13:10

I've a friend who's using an online dating site and she's had a few photos of men's 'little soldiers' some of them stood at attention.
I personally think it's gross.

piprabbit · 21/06/2013 13:10

I guess you might end up traumatised due to extreme disappointment, or possibly injured as a result of uncontrolled laughing.

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Hullygully · 21/06/2013 13:11

I...I...

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Alibabaandthe40nappies · 21/06/2013 13:12

I am genuinely astonished that this is a thing!

I would roar with laughter if DH sent me a picture of his knob Grin Why would I need a photo? I can look at it whenever I want to!

I really hope this silly craze has gone away before my boys are old enough to want to participate. I will be having a bloody stern word if it hasn't.

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 21/06/2013 13:13

OMG - a cum video?!

Kikithecat · 21/06/2013 13:15

Penises are for feeling, not seeing. Bleugh.

Maryz · 21/06/2013 13:17

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PostBellumBugsy · 21/06/2013 13:18

What else would a cum video be of, if not for them cumming? The two I have are spectacularly awful and only kept for their shock / entertainment value for all my equally naice married friends who can't quite believe this sort of thing happens! Grin

Back2Two · 21/06/2013 13:20

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LeGavrOrf · 21/06/2013 13:21

GOOD LORD

LackaDAISYcal · 21/06/2013 13:23

cum videos Shock

Oh my giddy aunt!

AllYoursBabooshka · 21/06/2013 13:24

Oh dear.

What sort of angle set up would they use for that? I mean, are they holding the phone while filming? That could be quite hard difficult...

Actually nevermind.

Tapirbackrider · 21/06/2013 13:25

I had a work colleague send me a video clip of him masturbating (completely unprovoked btw) at sparrow-fart one morning; my dd answered my phone, screamed and threw the phone across the room.

I was a total bitch about it and re-sent it back to his wife with a nice little text.

I don't understand the penis pics things - almost half the bloody population of the planet has one, what's so special about your?? Hmm

Tapirbackrider · 21/06/2013 13:25

yours

tungthai · 21/06/2013 13:28

It's really strange not erotic in the slightest.

My 15 year old niece got caught out when a naked picture she sent to an ex boyfriend did the rounds at school. I don't if it was bravado but she wasn't in the slightest bit bothered and said she had seen naked pictures of most of the girls and boys in her year. Sad

PostBellumBugsy · 21/06/2013 13:28

They volunteer to send them too - I have never once asked or even hinted I want to see their brain penis. Wink

I'm also not sure I see the attraction of a foof shot, but it is often requested. I guess there must be women out there obliging?

musicposy · 21/06/2013 13:29

Tapirbackrider well done!

StuntGirl · 21/06/2013 13:32

My partner went away for a week a while ago, he got a few pictures of me in various states of undress Grin Gawd I hope he wasn't traumatised by them!

Birdsgottafly · 21/06/2013 13:34

I also send pictures, but i don't want any back. It is nice to think of your partner getting turned by you.

Hassled · 21/06/2013 13:35

Bloody hell MN is an education sometimes, isn't it? Sometimes I'm glad I'm old.