PENIS PHOTOS - Really????

[Hullygully]

Inspired by another thread. If you met someone in rl or online and they sent you a photo of their penis, would you think that was hot? Or even acceptable?

I would never ever ever get involved with someone that sent me willy pics.

Am I just old? Is this what people do now?

[ExitPursuedByABear]

Snippet in the paper this morning about a man dressed as a penis who was assaulted by an outraged passerby. He was rescued by a woman ................. Dressed as a vagina.

I think I live in a parallel universe.

[ThisReallyIsNotSPNopeNotAtAll]

Stunt Depends if you sent him a Cock Shot or not

Seriously though I have sent pictures while in a relationship but I haven't randomly thought 'oh Dave would love a pic of my fanjo' and sent one but seems penis owners sometimes think 'oh NotSP obviously loves cock shots so heres mine'

They are ugly things though. Send me a picture of vodka and chocolate and I'm yours. No need for the cock

[PostBellumBugsy]

Hassled - I am old (mid 40s) and none of the guys sending nobs are spring chickens. All been mid 30s & over.

[Hassled]

How do you dress as a vagina? just vagina or are we talking vulval bits too? And why has no-one ever suggested that in the " I need fancy dress ideas" threads?

[Madamecastafiore]

A photo of a cake would do more for me!

[EarthMither]

Bleugh - no thanks to knob pix. I'm put in mind of the bit in The Bell Jar when Buddy strips down to his nylon fishnet y-fronts, prompting Sylvia Plath to write "the only thing I could think of was turkey neck and turkey gizzards and I felt very depressed".

[AKissIsNotAContract]

I like sending and receiving dirty pics and videos

[ExitPursuedByABear]

Really?

[PostBellumBugsy]

To & from complete strangers AKiss?

[ExcuseTypos]

I did once wake up to a penis.

It was a random large penis sent to me, by god knows who. It put me right off my breakfast.

[Quodlibet]

I think it's one of those things that gay men do a lot (send knob pictures to each other). Clearly it doesn't really translate from the male sexual psyche to the female sexual psyche as intended.

(I've been on the receiving end of unrequited knobbage. A friend of mine was sent one unsolicited by our old lecturer a couple of years after we left uni - how grim?!?)

[landofsoapandglory]

Jeez I have obviously led a sheltered life!

My teens best not be sending pics of their willies to girls!

DH is going away for four months soon, I shan't be needing any photos of his willy TBH, I have seen it almost everyday for the past 20 years. I, also, will not be sending any pics of me knowing my luck I'd send them to my dad in error!

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

But why?

I don't get it.

You meet a person online, or in RL, get chatting, exchange numbers...and then think "oh I know what will move this relationship forward, a lovely picture of my cock"?

And, tbh if DH sent me a picture of his, I would wonder what the actual fuck was wrong with him, and why he was taking pictures of it.
It would not make me want to run home and ride him ragged.

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

You know, that's a good point land

If you are actually in a relationship with someone, surely you don't need reminding what his bits and pieces look like, do you?

[MamaChubbyLegs]

My ex sent me a series of pictures by email of him stripping down leading to a series of pictures of his willy in increasing states of arousal.

Unfortunately included his face in the pics. He looked well pleased with himself (on his face, not just his knob).

It was like the most horrible comic I've ever read

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

is that why he is your ex

[cheerfulweather]

Neither. Just no!

[TheHandbagOfGlory]

It reminds me of when they do that Live Embarrassing Bodies and the doctors look at a photo of some blokes penis to try and diagnose which STD they have.

[snuffaluffagus]

I used to live with friends, and one of them had to move out, so we advertised the room. I showed a couple of people around, one was a guy who was very friendly over the initial emails. I exchanged a couple of emails with him describing us and the room etc. He came around to look at it and stayed for ages chatting to me (my housemate abandoned me with him when he got a phone call!). He didn't take the room but he did text me a photo of his erect penis a few days later. I hadn't saved his number so replied - WHO IS THIS?? He told me and I said, WHAT THE FUCK? He apparantly thought we'd hit it off, had been flirting (no, I was just being friendly).. and therefore I would welcome a photo of his dick.

No.

[anklebitersmum]

When new to tinterweb a few years back I recieved an unexpected willie photo whilst on msn..I was so taken aback I flapped and pulled the computer plug out the wall

[TalkativeJim]

I don't get it at all.

It's not just that it's gross. It's that in isolation it just makes for such a ridiculous photograph. Exposes the knob as a really silly looking object. The grainy tummy of the knob-owner blurring away in the background only adds to the cringefulness of it all. Just grim on more levels than it would be possible to list. How, HOW could a sentient being ever then contemplate actual sex with the knob in question? After having had the opportunity to sit quietly, scrutinising what looks like a leg of ham carved into the shape of a meerkat, and thinking 'There it is, the THING that might go up me.'

JUST NO.

[AllYoursBabooshka]

Ye gods snuffaluffagus, how did he think you would react?

"Oooh, cock. I must meet this man again. Immediately!"

[FoxPass]

"leg of ham carved into the shape of a mearcat"