To think doing a poo is the least sexy thing in the world and therefore not understand how anyone can enjoy anal?

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That really. I've heard it feels like doing a poo backwards...... Sounds grim to me!

and its not even Friday . . .

uuuum, when done right it doesn't. Either go for experienced dp or be prepared to coach him, it's worth it.

Forgive me for being so crass but what does it feel like eva, is it better than vaginal sex?

How's the new baby Amadeus?

I personally wouldn't say it's better, just different. It can hurt if not done properly. It doesn't feel like having a poo and can be sexy.

I feel a bit weird describing it on a Wednesday afternoon

I don't get rimming. Licking an arsehole. Not good.

I can see cock in arsehole being ok. A bit of shit on cock will wash off after. Fingers and fists up arses though is a bit different. I would not fancy shit on my hands!

gross!

the rimming I meant - then also the shit on the hands!!!

It's hard to, explain (i know I brought it onto myself). It's different to vaginal sex (not better though). I've never compared it to doing a poo backwards.

I would like to add, that it can be painful and man will need to do a lot more 'prep work' than for vaginal sex, so my advice would be only try it with someone whom you know and trust who finds your enjoyment as important as yours.

If you clean up before hand no poo is involved.

Everyone is different and what floats one boat won't float another. If anal isn't for you don't do it same as oral may not be for another or any other sexual preference. It's all personal. You don't have to 'get it'

mrsmelons, I'd find describing it weird on any afternoon

Nothing like doing a poo backwards!! There is a certain feeling of 'fullness' that is enjoyable. It very, very rarely nowadays after 2 DC means sex full-stop is far less frequent that it used to be scratches a certain 'itch' iyswim. If you don't have that particular itch, don't do it - its not obligatory

Wow, you only just had a baby, didn't you? Like, in the past week?
And you're thinking about anal already. How very.... modern ?

A week post birth I usually still haven't had the first post baby shit and am petrified of moving due to episiotomy wounds...op is very brave, stupid or found a new cure for the post baby shit fear

Me too soured.
And I, er, dreaded finding something to do to occupy other DC on half term.

its teatime FGS it isn't even nearly friday

What a lovely thread..

Yes I had a baby on Saturday and he is literally the most amazing thing I've ever seen, he is currently asleep beside me while I am MNetting.

I am NO WAY thinking about having sex just yet it's just something I was wondering!

eh, you sorted out the problem with your DH then, and had a baby in the past week and now your thinking of Anal

with anal though there are certain rules like lube up properly and I hope everyone wears a condom ,

I think a lot of it is feeling dirty cause its considered taboo,

People can just think of anal you know! Does not mean Op's SO is about to go ball deep in the ol' chutney Chunnel